Bottoms Up
Brooklyn, IL
My first visit to STL. Wasn't sure how things run here. Decided to try this place after seeing it on Google. It seemed like a place I'd enjoy. I tend to go for whole in…
Mustangs Gentleman's Club
Hyattsville, MD
I'm thoroughly convinced that this place is someones tax write off or money laundering scheme. If it were a regular bar I'd understand sort of but as a strip club is just sad. Drinks are…
Ebony Inn
Fairmount Heights, MD
Went to the legendary Ebony Inn on a Saturday evening around 7ish. I picked that time because it's between shifts and alot of girls come in later. Dance prices are $7 a song which are…
Norma Jeans
Baltimore, MD
I had a random weekday off. So out of sheer curiosity, I headed to Baltimore. My primary mission was to get a dance from a girl I follow on Instagram but only to find out…
Club Extasy
Clinton, MD
With Macombos closed for renovations, my strip club outings have been scarce. I've been meaning to go here for some time now but other things got in the way. Anyway I finally make the trip.…
Ebony Inn
Fairmount Heights, MD
This is more of an update than a review. The best time to go here is during the day shift which now runs 3pm - 10pm. However, after about 9ish, the place kinda dies as…
Diving Horse Gentlemen's Club
Baltimore, MD
If I can describe this club in one word it would be thirsty. From the guy trying to talk you in to the "doorman" trying to charge you $10 to get in to the bartender…
Mile High Club DC
Clinton, MD
I was bored and depressed. I look on Facebook and see that Mile High had something called Lit Thursday. Now I 've never been ther before so I hail an Uber and head on over.…
The House
Washington, D.C., DC
I made the horrible mistake of going to The House after a long while. See, I had heard about them hiring Jim Graham, former city councilman for Ward 1 and notorious faggot. (You read…
Macombo Lounge
Washington, D.C., DC
Every time I come here it seems to get better despite the fact that it is a complete hole in the wall and a total dump. I remember when I first came to this club.…
Mustangs Gentleman's Club
Hyattsville, MD
I decided to go to Mustangs on a Wednesday night. The last time I was here was a sad experience so I decided to give it another shot. Boy was that a mistake! Now I…
Show & Tel
Philadelphia, PA
I was in Philly for a get together. It was a blast but it ended around 11:30 or so. After scronging for someplace to eat I happen upon Tony Luke's. While sitting there with my…
Sinsaysionals
Seabrook, MD
WHAT A DISAPPOINTMENT!!! The one time I've ever been here was the first time I've set foot in PG Strip Club. I went because a co-worker at my old job was bragging about the differences…
Ebony Inn
Fairmount Heights, MD
I feel like I'm only writing this review to extend my VIP membership, because all I have to say is pretty much everything already said here. This trip was shorter than others. I arrived around…
Bazz & Crue
Forestville, MD
I've only been to Bazz & Crue once about maybe 5 years ago. I was with some friends for a birthday party and I wasn't reallly feeling it. Nothing wrong with the club at the…
Mustangs Gentleman's Club
Hyattsville, MD
THIS PLACE MAKE ME CRY! I used to come here every once in a while but now I have absolutely no reason to ever come here again. First they started charging a door fee! Why…
Macombo Lounge
Washington, D.C., DC
I really like this place! I just really wish it were bigger! This is my D.C. club period. Every other club sucks by comparison. If it's not a stupid dress code or high ass fees…
Norma Jeans
Baltimore, MD
Whenever I'm in Baltimore, I always end up at Norma Jeans. Sure, I give the other clubs on the Block to convince me otherwise but they all fail miserably. Norma Jeans has rap video quality…
Diving Horse Gentlemen's Club
Baltimore, MD
This club kinda irks my nerves! I don't think I've ever been to a more begging ass club in my life! It's one thing to pay the cover and drink minimum but it's another thing…
Royal Palace
Washington, D.C., DC
I know I've kinda bashed this club before but I'm afraid I'll have to do it again. This place never seems to improve and that sucks. But then again, it is one of the cheapest…
Ebony Inn
Fairmount Heights, MD
It's been month's since I last came her but I've learned something, the night shift after midnight kinda sucks! I was here back in early April for the day shift and it was great! I even…
Ebony Inn
Fairmount Heights, MD
I finally made my debut at The Ebony Inn this past Saturday. Now I've been here a few times but I've never gone during the day. I'm usually tepid about going to strip club in…
Puzzles
Marlow Heights, MD
I LOVE my hole in the wall clubs and this one has potential! Walked up a little after midnite on a Friday I think. As soon as I grabbed my wallet to pay the entrance…
Cloakroom
Washington, D.C., DC
I made a visit to the Cloakroom and the second I walked through the door I realized I made a huge mistake! Ever feel like you're somewhere you don't belong? That's this place. Louis the…
Club Plush
Walker Mill, MD
I've been here plenty of times before and personally prefer it before the "remodel"! It bothers me to no end that they totally half-assed it. It's like they tried to go upscale but ran outta…
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