No Different Than DC

I was bored and depressed. I look on Facebook and see that Mile High had something called Lit Thursday. Now I 've never been ther before so I hail an Uber and head on over. I get there and the parking lot looks full, I get inside and not so much. The girls there are good looking and shapely like I like them however as I suspected, there are no lap dances which in my opinion is a waste of time especially going to a PG club. Needless to say, I only had a couple of drinks and tipped as little as I could. With the Caps losing and the Nats blowing it AGAIN, having no croctch grinding consulation is a total bummer. I could've stayed in DC for this.