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6 years ago
^I enjoyed some good nude two-way contact here.
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6 years ago
^"we both left the CR room very satisfied ". Sounds like you got to be the meat in the sandwich!
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6 years ago
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LiwetIf she walks away smiling, you spent too much.
Good detailed review, but really fucking sad. $400 just to finger fuck and you had to wear a latex glove too! Jeez!
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6 years ago
Awesome review! That little Blondie you fucked probably will be back at the Zebra 9 months from now after she pops out your new kid :-)
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6 years ago
As someone who has visited this club several times over the past 30 days I can tell you that Friday and Saturday nights have not been slow. The club has been packed and I had to wait in line to do a CR twice. Maybe the day shifts are slow because people are working/have jobs again thanks to the better economy.
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6 years ago
Lust membership is only worth it if you like to eat and drink a lot or come here more than 10 times per month (pays cover charges). You still have to pay room fees at List. So if your on a budget I'd say you're better off spending what's effectively $100 per month towards getting a BJ instead of prime rib, champagne and a bigger CR with a flat screen TV.
As far as the ladies... I haven't done a CR with Jen so can't comment. I found Latina Pam to be bitchy and she gave off a ROB vibe so after sampling a LD I cut her loose and won't try again. ^OWG, Elena and Darci are both beautiful but IME "good girls" who are fun to hang out with but not CR worthy. On the other hand Ivanna hump a lot, Alexis and Renesme always make me feel extra special;)
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6 years ago
^sorry ted, I don't recall her name. I haven't been back here since I wrote this review almost a month ago. I'm hoping to go back soon and if I see her again I'll post an update. She wasn't really a true punk rocker or goth but her hair was sort of like a curly dyed blonde Mohawk if you know what I mean. In other words she had a different edgy look going. She was probably about 19-20 y/o and she could have been either part Asian or maybe a one of those Hispanic people that sometimes look kinda Asian?
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6 years ago
I bet after that dance with Tatiana your shorts smelled like a big tuna!
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6 years ago
When I went here the private dances certainly were NOT "full contact". More like no contact! At least custies couldn't touch anywhere, not even a dancer's bum. The rest of this review sounds like a club ad to me
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6 years ago
Obviously a club ad!
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6 years ago
Jessmo, nice review. Did you ever hang out with THE CHAINDOG? Dude must be the resident PL at The Club since 99% of his reviews are of this one joint.
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6 years ago
Strip clubbing rule #1- never, ever, use a credit card at a strip club, period!
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6 years ago
^I have very very rarely seen the main stage empty, but it has happened when I was there. The girls are not supposed to leave until another gets on stage. It's a strictly enforced club rule. But I've seen ladies bale anyway, just like I've seen ladies ignore calls to go on stage or to go over to the CR when paged or up to Lust. As far as only 1-5 dancers on shift, if a bunch of ladies are upstairs in Lust with regulars, out on the patio smoking and back in the dressing room gossiping it can certainly feel like only a handful are working even if there's in reality 30+ on the shift.
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6 years ago
If memory serves me right, lap dances at the Gras were only $25 per song. So that ho was trying to scam you at $50! Good thing you passed because if she was gonna scam you on the price of a dance she probably would've scammed you on the dance itself too (ie: no touching, not dropping panties, cutting time short...)
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6 years ago
Good review!
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6 years ago
Why didn't you talk to Kenny the owner? He's there all the time. Probably would've at least comp'd you a drink. Or if you had big balls you could've complained to Jimmy the bouncer... LOL!
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6 years ago
Ron, what did the ladies look like? Any horny college girls from nearby Amherst or Mt Holyoke? Any spread eagles on stage??
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6 years ago
Yes, something changed for the worse in the past 5 years... a bunch of snobby bitchy wine sipping prima donnas mainly from the Boston area moved in and went on stage not willing to drop their panties, sometimes not even willing to take off their tops. The local Western Mass, CT and upstate NY ho's that made up the core group of dancers saw these bitches getting away with that shit because the spineless wormy manager wouldn't do anything so they decided to do the same thing.
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6 years ago
I hope you get her name and number next time too... and share it with the rest of us!
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6 years ago
^Now that sounds like a "pleasurable experience"!
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6 years ago
Substandard review. Very little useful info. Should've been posted on stripperweb
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6 years ago
Was this visit pre or post the apocalyptic hurricane? I thought all of St Martin was blown away?
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6 years ago
Most of this review is on point. However "VIP"/Lap dances are $25 each for topless and $35 for nude. The CR is $40 per 15 minutes paid directly to the club and generally $100 per 15 minutes to the dancer plus sometimes a tip if the dance was "extra fun" ;) The doors on the CR do not lock but nobody ever bothers you in there. Finally IMHO on most nights it's usually closer to a 50-50 ratio of thick to spinners and fit bods.
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6 years ago
Club ad...
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6 years ago
^Alex is Romanian, not Ukrainian. Did a VIP with her, which was ok. For a tip she'll give you a hand getting comfortable. But that's it. She won't sing you a song or anything else.