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6 years ago
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loperjust looking for a little human contact along the way
@loper, only a girlyman drinks wine at a strip club! For God's sake bro, get yourself a real drink next time you go to the club, like a beer, scotch, cognac, anything with vodka... But not wine! That's what you buy for the whores that work in the club.
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6 years ago
"Lots of pretty girls working, very few customers, no money in the house" hmmm... sounds like perhaps a good place to try fishing for some OTC action????
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6 years ago
I agree with OldWhiteGuy ^
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6 years ago
^^blockbird- happy to hear you had a better experience than me. I was there in late January, so high season. It probably was just my timing as I only visited once... on a tuesday night. I visited a couple of clubs in Bangkok where one night I found a bevy of beauties and then I went back a night or two later and found just a bunch of dogs. So hoping this was an aberration.
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6 years ago
Paying the club their $5 upfront for a lap dance is one of only two things that suck here ( the other is the tight parking lot on weekend nights). Each lap dance is $5 directly to the club and then either $20 to the dancer for a topless LD or $30 for a nude. Unless you're a complete idiot you tell the club you're only doing one dance and pay only $5. Because then your dancer will put more effort into the first dance in order to sell you on more dances (instead of saving it for the last dance you paid for) and also let you know right away if any more "fun" is available in the CR. Also, if you just want to keep doing LDs, its no big deal. You just keep on going uninterrupted and the dancer collects the additional $5 per dance house fee and pays the club at the cash register when you're finished.
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6 years ago
Not only did the author get screwed by the doorman, he got screwed on the "lady drink" as well which should only be 160 to 200 baht tops. On the other hand 2000 baht for a quick fuck ain't bad (assuming he got either a BJ and/or FS). Like 623^ I don't recall any rooms upstairs?????
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6 years ago
This "review"/story started good up to the point where OldWhiteDude says he performed a strip tease. Wtf, serious nobody wants to hear that shit on here! I thought he was gonna say something good like he hit the CR and Kai started eating out Renesmee's pussy while he fucked Kai doggystyle until he blew a load in her cunt and then Renesmee ate it out. Now that would've been a story about how the staff look after their customers and make sure its a pleasurable experience!
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7 years ago
So... does this mean you can get laid in the CR now?
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7 years ago
Hailey is definitely a hottie. However if you're not a brother she ain't interested in dancing or even acknowledging ya. She's only likes BBC.
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7 years ago
Cue Desertscrub...
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7 years ago
I go here about every few months. Going rate for CR at the Gras is $150 max for 15 minutes, $300 max for 30 minutes. Any more and ur being scammed. Nikki must have thought you were a newbie! Watch out. Lot of stuck up scamming bitches here!
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7 years ago
I guess this joint is called "Wackos" because that's apparently what kind of broads work here!
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7 years ago
So... did you get laid or not???
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7 years ago
Let's just face... This place sucks now!
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7 years ago
I've seen many patrons in wheelchairs here over the years, including the infamous dwarf with no legs who's here every time I visit during the day. There's a big fucking ramp up to the front door and just a few bumps to maneuver over. NBD!
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7 years ago
Don't worry OldWhiteDude, she'll be back! Once a stripper, always a stripper...
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7 years ago
Believe it or not early Friday evening seems to be the optimum time for spotting the best looking ladies here IME. Saturday night is usually too busy with many of the best tied up with regulars upstairs at Lust. Also some ladies boycott Saturday night so they don't have to deal with bachelor parties. Wednesday night has been really good recently as well.
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7 years ago
IME it seems that when management allows higher contact that in turn brings in better talent. The vice versa is also true, low contact=low talent. It may seem ironic on the face until you realize that it's all about the Benjamins. Hot ladies don't want to or need to strip or fuck unless it's well worth it.
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7 years ago
Word of advice here folks. You do NOT want a "veteran dancer who knows the tricks of the trade". That's what's called a professional scammer and she'll take you to the cleaners and leave you with blue balls. What you want is a young dumb inexperienced naive girl who's a risk-taker, open to trying new things/experimenting, wants to make some fast $$ and if you're lucky has some kind of opiod addiction. Bingo, that's how you're gonna get laid!
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7 years ago
Dude, don't be such a pussy!
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7 years ago
On behalf of desertscrub... Club ad of the day!
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7 years ago
My experience on Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights is that the CR costs $250 for 15 minutes. 50 directly to the club (non-negotiable) and 200 to the dancer, although occasionally I'm able to jew them down to 100 or 150 if it's a slow night.
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7 years ago
Sounds like I should give Jackie a visit :-) Will she do bareback with a creampie finish? 'Cause if so I'm in my car and on my way!
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7 years ago
Talent here can be hit or miss sometimes but IMHO it's been trending up recently. Granted still not as good as it was years ago. It seems all the clubs are overweighted with fat asses these days (pun intended:) But there are a few young in shape cuties here like Kylie, Victoria, Demi, Adrianna, Irina and more. I just convinced myself it's time for a visit!!
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7 years ago
Rahul's comment above ^^ has more substance than his shitty so-called review. Wtf!