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6 years ago
Was it Quinn from Desires?
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6 years ago
Are you saying you had a ménage-a-troi with the stripper and your brother at your place?
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6 years ago
You're right. This place is the same old Cheaters with a new name.
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6 years ago
That spent rubber you stepped on was probably from OWG!
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6 years ago
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6 years ago
Parking can be a problem here between 9 and 11 on Friday and Saturday nights. They do have a valet service and for a while they were even offering "free" valet parking, although only an idiot wouldn't tip the valet a couple of bucks. Anyway parking is more plentiful after 11 but the cover charge goes up 5 bucks... so that cancels out not using valet.
A tip on the CR- if you only do 15 minutes often a "tip" will be expected on top of that to make you happy. But IME a half hour CR usually eithet includes more or less of a "tip" is expected if you know what I mean;)
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6 years ago
Nice review. Is this the joint where the owner just shit the bed yesterday? Dennis Hofberg or something like that? Where Lamar OD'd?
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6 years ago
Sounds like a place Papi would like...
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6 years ago
Another great review! Question I have- which club, Sharks or Oase, had the youngest ladies? I'm looking for 18 to 20 y/o GND types to bone. Someone who looks like Hailee Steinfeld or SI model Robin Holzken. I don't like tattoos and I don't like to wear a rubber. Which club would be better for me?
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6 years ago
I only visit Mario's on Friday and Saturday nights. However your review of your day visit pretty much sums up how my own experiences visiting at night have been over the last two years. The number of custies seems way down. There's no stunners anymore. And mileage in the LD room is way down. I agree this place is fading.
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6 years ago
Great write-up, makes me want to check out this place next time I'm in Europe. Two questions I have: 1. Are there any hot young (under 20 y/o) girl next door types without prominent tattoos? 2. Is the option of a cum on pussy (COP) or cum in pussy (CIP/creampie) ending available... not that I'm looking for that;) LOL.
BTW that bitch probably was a gypsy as about 99% of the Romanian whores are gypsy/Roma. Your dick is probably gonna fall off now that she cursed it!
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6 years ago
Overall a good review but lap dances are $5 upfront to the house per dance, then 20 for topless or 30 for nude to the dancer, so $25 or $35 TOTAL per song. Anymore and you're getting screwed... and not in a good way! LOL
Also IMHO it doesn't matter where you sit. The ugly girls and those that don't suck and fuck will approach every single custie (regular or not) soliciting dances because they don't have a base of regulars. Like at most other busy clubs, at Desire the hottest girls and those that are DTF have a bunch of PL RIL's that cum in every week, other day or daily and basically wait our turn to see our ATF. So basically to sum it up, the hottest girls are the hardest to snag regular or not.
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6 years ago
I'm usually a nighttime visitor. But if the brunette was tall, kinda Irish looking, mid to late 20s, with bolt-ons it could have been Cassidy. Or if short, mid 30s, Brazilian, with big naturals then maybe Cynthia. Sorry to say I haven't danced with either so can't comment on their dances, but Cynthia gives off a fun vibe and is from Brazil (usually a very good sign! ;)
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6 years ago
@skibum, you said "all nude private dances exchange contact for a peek at pussy and are worthless imo". Are nude lap dances offered? If so, how much? When I was here last, back in May, the only nude dance option offered was the 15 minute $195 champagne room. But for that I got excellent two way contact (even by Providence standards;) albeit without any true "extras".
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6 years ago
I second your recommendation on Alexis and Ivanna;)
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6 years ago
You should PM fellow reviewer Bareback and alert him to this club along with the name of the lady!
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6 years ago
Good review. I'd really like to try out a FKK but I'm kinda creeped out by the whole showering, changing, walking around in only a towel thing. I'm also a little self conscious about my body as I'm nearly 300 lbs and look like a Chia pet (except for my bald head). Does anyone know if this or any other FKK make any exceptions and let dudes keep their clothes on while they go in and select the girls they want to bone?
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6 years ago
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PutaTesterWest Coast. He who dies with the most memories wins.
Excellent review. I hope your article on the Red Light District gets published. I haven't visited in many years but I used to visit the RLD often in the late '90s and early 2000s. Back then there were tons of incredibly beautiful very young ladies working. And it was only 100 guilder (about $40) to fuck them! The area just south of the Oude Kerk, especially Bethlehemsteeg, was the best. Hope all that hasn't been ruined by that feminist tree hugging bitch that they have for a mayor now.
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6 years ago
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6 years ago
The time period between 6 and 8 is generally a shitty time to visit Providence clubs because all the top afternoon talent has made their money and left by 6 and all the hottest evening ladies generally don't roll-in before 8:30 to 9.
If your looking for big titties from my experience I'd recommend visiting Foxy on Friday or Saturday nights after 9, or try Club Desire on the afternoon shift if you can't sneak out at night
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6 years ago
I doubt if they'll just accept the Foxy Brockton card (they'll probably claim it's a different set of owners or other bullshit). So what you need to do is bluff out Steve (the fat dude who's manned the entrance booth for the past 40 years). If he refuses to accept it just say Caddy, Desire and every other fucking club in Providence accepts the card (which is probably true anyway) and start heading for the door. At that point I'm sure he'll waive you in for free.
BTW I'd keep an eye out for an occasional unauthorized charge on your CC from "Gulliver's Tavern"
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6 years ago
How can one decide if the VIP is "not worth it" if you don't tell us how much it costs?
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6 years ago
^Brownguy, If you like backdoor action you may also want to check out "Mary Jane" a younger ginger haired beauty with some extra padding on her bum. I thought she looked Irish but she told me she was Greek. I didn't get it until we did a CR;)
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6 years ago
This review sounds a little dated... like from when the club first opened. Fast forward about 15 years and now prices are as follows- lap dances are $25 each topless, $35 nude. The CR is $140 per 15 minutes ($40 to the house, $100 to dancer). So half hour is $280.
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6 years ago
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