Comments by emmitt22

absolutely worthless review

So how exactly did you spend $500 or more there?

Why was this review even posted? Thanks for the traffic update.

Almost $700 bucks to make out with a stripper? Sounds pretty desperate.

What the hell is a Phase club?

Asian massage parlor, aka rub and tug

Whats the EB special? Big difference between $100 and $300. How private is it?

Cute is not a trait the girls who work here possess

Parking is free right across the street. A $20 cover is a complete ripoff for this place. How much did she quote for a VIP?

Solid intel.

What other review board were you referring to?

Does anyone else have any idea on what Biseggi just said?

Based on this review, how do you give it a rating of a 9? I dont get it.

You can't tell the difference between a Russian accent vs a Latino?? Really? What exactly did this older Latino do during the dance? And how old are we talking, best guess?

So the $225 for the 30 minutes included the extra's? You didnt need to tip her on top of that?

Kudos to you for walking the hell out of there. Last time i was at this place was well before Covid and i had a similar experience. It was all about the cash for these ladies. Too bad it even reopened. Shakers was always solid which was near there but Covid claimed that place as well.

How much were the dances? Confusing review. First you say good mileage then you say no extras. Jyst trying to get an idea if this place is worth stopping by.

Does that even count as a review?

I'm fairly confident that Penthouse wouldn't even publish this nonsense. Its called fantasy, not reality.

Is would seem Muddy is a professional monger, I've seen his reviews from just about every giggle joint in the tri-state area. Where do you find the time?

What exactly do you mean by, "Overall they were pretty but not all that attractive"? Translation????

Maybe the longest review ever, but nonetheless, its solid intel and a good review. In addition to the upstairs area (which I too have never seen anyone enter or leave), there is also a private VIP room in the back of the club past the pool tables (to the left of the men's room). It was there pre-covid anyway, not sure if it still is.

Clearly Cayennne. Had almost an identical experience about 2 months ago. And yes, a little mature is being kind, but for her age, it works.

He says she didn't do extras yet he mentions doggy and Billy Joel. I dont know what the hell this guy is saying, and im guessing anyone reading it won't either.

Good to know OG12345. Yeah I can see her being 50 for sure, but pretty good shape for that age. More like a MILF.