Retirement home for the elderly, or strip club?

I found myself in the area with an hour to kill on a recent Friday night, and based on some prior reviews, I rolled the dice to see what this had to offer. I wish I could get that roll back. For starters, its only open from Wednesday to Saturday, from 8:00pm to midnight, based on a hand written sign on the front door. I got there around 9:30pm. There was only one other guy there. I walk up to the bar and get a water, as there is no booze served here. Some gruf looking 75 year guy grunts $14 bucks. I believe there is a $10 cover, but that was never mentioned. So, I assume the water was only $4 bucks. About the only good thing was the water was at least cold.

The place looks some someone's half finished basement. It simply doesn't have the look and feel of a typical strip club/go-go bar. The tiny stage had a couch off the right, so the dancers could sit down to change. The stage itself was held up by 2 by 4's, so the view was somewhat blocked. Yes, there was actual wood holding the stage up. There is a bar to the right, and kind of a separate area towards the back with a pool table, but I never made it that far in. The DJ had to be 80+ years old (no joke), spinning some house music. I counted 4 dancers. The first one was beyond retirement years, she had to be over 60, and looked downright scary. When she got on stage in her sweat pants, I called it a night. No exaggeration there.

For the 15 minutes prior to that, I counted 3 ladies, who easily totaled 700lbs b/t the three of them. The first two were in the bar area when I walked in, but the 3rd one came out a little later. One of them stopped by to see if a wanted a dance to "get warmed up", but I respectively declined. I'm not one for a larger lady.