Reviews

...which I am! So, I was in Vegas for about a week recently. One afternoon I was heading north out of the "arts district", and decided to kill some time at Chicas Bonitas. I'd…

I came to Cheetah's on the advice of one or two Oregon strippers who told me that this place is the most like the clubs in Portland: friendly, lots of alternative women with piercings…

I was in town for a weekend conference, so I know it was a Saturday night... It was probably around 11pm, maybe close to midnight. I did not come with sufficient cash for any…

I don't think I have ever had a truly bad time here. Then again, I am not terribly difficult to please. I generally tend to steer clear of the main stage at this…

OK, so, I am not sure why this club has received so many mediocre reviews. Possibly because it's more of a burlesque show than a down-n-dirty strip club, perhaps? First of all -- the girls…

I recently took myself to Portland for a few days. Drove into town from Washington along the west side of the mighty Columbia River, so Bottoms Up was the first strip club I encountered…

I was in town alone for a company event, and I had a rental car, so I had some "me" time in the evenings. I'd read some good things about Palomino, which is just…

While in LA recently for a conference, I decided to venture out of town to City of Industry, where I'd read/heard that the clubs are a bit more touchy-feely than the ones in Los Angeles. Well,…

I've wandered into Roaring Twenties on a few occasions, mostly at night. It tends to be pretty loud and very crowded at night -- to which the layout of the club does not lend…

I hate to dismiss any club, as they all have something to offer. However, this is Portland, Stripsville USA. There are a ton of options throughout this dirty town, but Pitiful is one…

I realize I have reviewed this club before, but every time I return, I love it even more. I was recently in Florida again -- sadly, for the last time in the foreseeable future…

Whilst bumming around Georgetown on a rainy Saturday afternoon, I decided to check out the local strip club. I had read good things about Kittens, and I follow them on Facebook, so I thought I'd drop…