Reviews

I was in town for a weekend conference, so I know it was a Saturday night... It was probably around 11pm, maybe close to midnight. I did not come with sufficient cash for any…

7 yrs ago

Condor Club

San Francisco, CA

Still love the venerable Condor!

I don't think I have ever had a truly bad time here. Then again, I am not terribly difficult to please. I generally tend to steer clear of the main stage at this…

8 yrs ago1

Kit Kat Club

Portland, OR

Crowded, Loud, but FUN!

★★★★★★★★★★9.3/10

OK, so, I am not sure why this club has received so many mediocre reviews. Possibly because it's more of a burlesque show than a down-n-dirty strip club, perhaps? First of all -- the girls…

8 yrs ago4

Bottoms Up Tavern

Portland, OR

Fun place!

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

I recently took myself to Portland for a few days. Drove into town from Washington along the west side of the mighty Columbia River, so Bottoms Up was the first strip club I encountered…

9 yrs ago

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, NV

Better Than Expected!

I was in town alone for a company event, and I had a rental car, so I had some "me" time in the evenings. I'd read some good things about Palomino, which is just…

9 yrs ago

Satin Topless

City of Industry, CA

More bang for your buck in City of Industry

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

While in LA recently for a conference, I decided to venture out of town to City of Industry, where I'd read/heard that the clubs are a bit more touchy-feely than the ones in Los Angeles. Well,…

9 yrs ago2

Roaring 20s

San Francisco, CA

Best during the day...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I've wandered into Roaring Twenties on a few occasions, mostly at night. It tends to be pretty loud and very crowded at night -- to which the layout of the club does not lend…

9 yrs ago

Scarlet Lounge

Portland, OR

Best to Steer Clear

I hate to dismiss any club, as they all have something to offer. However, this is Portland, Stripsville USA. There are a ton of options throughout this dirty town, but Pitiful is one…

10 yrs ago

Cheaters

Cocoa Beach, FL

I still love Cheaters!

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

I realize I have reviewed this club before, but every time I return, I love it even more. I was recently in Florida again -- sadly, for the last time in the foreseeable future…

10 yrs ago

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Whilst bumming around Georgetown on a rainy Saturday afternoon, I decided to check out the local strip club. I had read good things about Kittens, and I follow them on Facebook, so I thought I'd drop…

10 yrs ago1

Lido Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, FL

Nice, bright, but too smoky!

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

I visited Lido several times during a recent visit to Florida. It is just up the road from Cheaters in Cocoa Beach, but I guess it's officially in Cape Canaveral. I met some beautiful dancers…

10 yrs ago

Pasty's

Seattle, WA

Bring your own dollar bills!

I've written about this club before, so I won't repeat what I've said in the past. But I recently returned after a bit of a hiatus, and found it a bit different in a…

Cheaters

Cocoa Beach, FL

I visited Cheaters for the first,...

★★★★★★★★★★9.3/10

I visited Cheaters for the first, and second times throughout the evening and night -- it was "customer appreciation day", so free admission, free food, and discounted drinks. First I came at around 7pm,…

Cheetahs

Los Angeles, CA

I visited Cheetah's on the advice...

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

I visited Cheetah's on the advice of a stripper I met at the condor club in San Francisco. She told me that, in Los Angeles, this club is really the only club to visit. I…

Pasty's

Seattle, WA

I've reviewed this club before, right...

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

I've reviewed this club before, right after my first visit. But I have returned several times, and every time it gets better, so I felt it was worth writing again. Since Pasty's is a new…

Pasty's

Seattle, WA

I've been curious about Pasty's since...

I've been curious about Pasty's since it opened in January. It's only open Weds-Sat, and only at night, so it has been difficult for me to find time to visit. My opportunity came last night…

Condor Club

San Francisco, CA

I love the Condor. Love,...

★★★★★★★★★★9.3/10

I love the Condor. Love, love, love. It has truly become my "home away from home" whenever I am in San Francisco. I visited the city by the bay for a few days earlier…

Hungry I

San Francisco, CA

I visited the Hungry I for...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I visited the Hungry I for the first time last week, during a visit to San Francisco for a conference. I'd signed up for a "free admission" text message (which most North Beach clubs offer), and…

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, WA

I revisited Sands after a long...

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

I revisited Sands after a long time away, and I had the best time I'd ever had there! This was the first time I visited on a busy night. Most other times were either during…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, WA

I had some time to kill...

I had some time to kill after lunch today, so I decided to take myself over to Rick's at around 2pm, to check out the afternoon offerings. I printed out a coupon, so that…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, CA

Holy shit this club is crazy! It's...

Holy shit this club is crazy! It's got an interesting/weird set up. It's an old theater, with a stage at the far end. The girls walk down a "runway" coming off that stage, which…

Mary's Club

Portland, OR

I loves me some Mary's Club!...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I loves me some Mary's Club! Whenever I am in Portland, I stop in for a beer, some pleasant conversation, and an eyeful of some lovely local ladies doing what they do best! Mary's Club…

12 yrs ago

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, OR

I can not believe I haven't...