Reviews by deathcab67

...which I am! So, I was in Vegas for about a week recently. One afternoon I was heading north out of the "arts district", and decided to kill some time at Chicas Bonitas. ...

I came to Cheetah's on the advice of one or two Oregon strippers who told me that this place is the most like the clubs in Portland: friendly, lots of alternative women with...

I was in town for a weekend conference, so I know it was a Saturday night... It was probably around 11pm, maybe close to midnight. I did not come with sufficient cash for...

I don't think I have ever had a truly bad time here. Then again, I am not terribly difficult to please. I generally tend to steer clear of the main stage at...

OK, so, I am not sure why this club has received so many mediocre reviews. Possibly because it's more of a burlesque show than a down-n-dirty strip club, perhaps? First of all -- the...

I recently took myself to Portland for a few days. Drove into town from Washington along the west side of the mighty Columbia River, so Bottoms Up was the first strip club I...

I was in town alone for a company event, and I had a rental car, so I had some "me" time in the evenings. I'd read some good things about Palomino, which is...

While in LA recently for a conference, I decided to venture out of town to City of Industry, where I'd read/heard that the clubs are a bit more touchy-feely than the ones in Los...

I've wandered into Roaring Twenties on a few occasions, mostly at night. It tends to be pretty loud and very crowded at night -- to which the layout of the club does not...

I hate to dismiss any club, as they all have something to offer. However, this is Portland, Stripsville USA. There are a ton of options throughout this dirty town, but Pitiful is...

I realize I have reviewed this club before, but every time I return, I love it even more. I was recently in Florida again -- sadly, for the last time in the foreseeable...

Whilst bumming around Georgetown on a rainy Saturday afternoon, I decided to check out the local strip club. I had read good things about Kittens, and I follow them on Facebook, so I thought I'd...

I visited Lido several times during a recent visit to Florida. It is just up the road from Cheaters in Cocoa Beach, but I guess it's officially in Cape Canaveral. I met some beautiful...

I've written about this club before, so I won't repeat what I've said in the past. But I recently returned after a bit of a hiatus, and found it a bit different in...

I visited Cheaters for the first, and second times throughout the evening and night -- it was "customer appreciation day", so free admission, free food, and discounted drinks. First I came at around...

I visited Cheetah's on the advice of a stripper I met at the condor club in San Francisco. She told me that, in Los Angeles, this club is really the only club to visit....

I've reviewed this club before, right after my first visit. But I have returned several times, and every time it gets better, so I felt it was worth writing again. Since Pasty's is a...

I've been curious about Pasty's since it opened in January. It's only open Weds-Sat, and only at night, so it has been difficult for me to find time to visit. My opportunity came last...

I love the Condor. Love, love, love. It has truly become my "home away from home" whenever I am in San Francisco. I visited the city by the bay for a few days...

I visited the Hungry I for the first time last week, during a visit to San Francisco for a conference. I'd signed up for a "free admission" text message (which most North Beach clubs offer),...

I revisited Sands after a long time away, and I had the best time I'd ever had there! This was the first time I visited on a busy night. Most other times were either...

I had some time to kill after lunch today, so I decided to take myself over to Rick's at around 2pm, to check out the afternoon offerings. I printed out a coupon, so...

Holy shit this club is crazy! It's got an interesting/weird set up. It's an old theater, with a stage at the far end. The girls walk down a "runway" coming off that stage,...

I loves me some Mary's Club! Whenever I am in Portland, I stop in for a beer, some pleasant conversation, and an eyeful of some lovely local ladies doing what they do best! Mary's...