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published 6 yrs ago
Chicas Bonitas
1818 Las Vegas Blvd North North Las Vegas, NV 89030
Great if you're into latin women...
...which I am! So, I was in Vegas for about a week recently. One afternoon I was heading north out of the "arts district", and decided to kill some time at Chicas Bonitas. I'd…
published 6 yrs ago
Cheetahs
4600 Hollywood Blvd Los Angeles, CA 90027
A Spiritual Experience
I came to Cheetah's on the advice of one or two Oregon strippers who told me that this place is the most like the clubs in Portland: friendly, lots of alternative women with piercings…
published 6 yrs ago
Club 205
9939 SE Stark St Portland, OR 97216
Loud and busy, but reasonably fun!
I was in town for a weekend conference, so I know it was a Saturday night... It was probably around 11pm, maybe close to midnight. I did not come with sufficient cash for any…
published 7 yrs ago
Condor Club
560 Broadway San Francisco, CA 94133
Still love the venerable Condor!
I don't think I have ever had a truly bad time here. Then again, I am not terribly difficult to please. I generally tend to steer clear of the main stage at this…
published 8 yrs ago
Kit Kat Club
231 SW Ankeny St Portland, OR 97204
Crowded, Loud, but FUN!
OK, so, I am not sure why this club has received so many mediocre reviews. Possibly because it's more of a burlesque show than a down-n-dirty strip club, perhaps? First of all -- the girls…
published 8 yrs ago
Bottoms Up Tavern
16900 NW St Helens Rd Portland, OR 97231
Fun place!
I recently took myself to Portland for a few days. Drove into town from Washington along the west side of the mighty Columbia River, so Bottoms Up was the first strip club I encountered…
published 8 yrs ago
Chicas Bonitas
1818 Las Vegas Blvd North North Las Vegas, NV 89030
Better Than Expected!
I was in town alone for a company event, and I had a rental car, so I had some "me" time in the evenings. I'd read some good things about Palomino, which is just…
published 9 yrs ago
Satin Topless
13079 Valley Blvd City of Industry, CA 91746
More bang for your buck in City of Industry
While in LA recently for a conference, I decided to venture out of town to City of Industry, where I'd read/heard that the clubs are a bit more touchy-feely than the ones in Los Angeles. Well,…
published 9 yrs ago
Roaring 20s
552 Broadway San Francisco, CA 94133
Best during the day...
I've wandered into Roaring Twenties on a few occasions, mostly at night. It tends to be pretty loud and very crowded at night -- to which the layout of the club does not lend…
published 9 yrs ago
Scarlet Lounge
12646 SE Division St Portland, OR 97236
Best to Steer Clear
I hate to dismiss any club, as they all have something to offer. However, this is Portland, Stripsville USA. There are a ton of options throughout this dirty town, but Pitiful is one…
published 9 yrs ago
Cheaters
5450 N Atlantic Ave. Cocoa Beach, FL 32931
I still love Cheaters!
I realize I have reviewed this club before, but every time I return, I love it even more. I was recently in Florida again -- sadly, for the last time in the foreseeable future…
published 9 yrs ago
Kittens Cabaret
5800 4th Ave S Seattle, WA 98108
Fun for a Saturday Afternoon
Whilst bumming around Georgetown on a rainy Saturday afternoon, I decided to check out the local strip club. I had read good things about Kittens, and I follow them on Facebook, so I thought I'd drop…
published 10 yrs ago
Lido Cabaret
104 Cleveland Ave Cocoa Beach, FL 32931
Nice, bright, but too smoky!
I visited Lido several times during a recent visit to Florida. It is just up the road from Cheaters in Cocoa Beach, but I guess it's officially in Cape Canaveral. I met some beautiful dancers…
published 10 yrs ago
Pasty's
5200B Roosevelt Way NE, Seattle, WA 98105, USA*
Bring your own dollar bills!
I've written about this club before, so I won't repeat what I've said in the past. But I recently returned after a bit of a hiatus, and found it a bit different in a…
published 10 yrs ago
Cheaters
5450 N Atlantic Ave. Cocoa Beach, FL 32931
I visited Cheaters for the first,...
I visited Cheaters for the first, and second times throughout the evening and night -- it was "customer appreciation day", so free admission, free food, and discounted drinks. First I came at around 7pm,…
published 10 yrs ago
Cheetahs
4600 Hollywood Blvd Los Angeles, CA 90027
I visited Cheetah's on the advice...
I visited Cheetah's on the advice of a stripper I met at the condor club in San Francisco. She told me that, in Los Angeles, this club is really the only club to visit. I…
published 10 yrs ago
Pasty's
5200B Roosevelt Way NE, Seattle, WA 98105, USA*
I've reviewed this club before, right...
I've reviewed this club before, right after my first visit. But I have returned several times, and every time it gets better, so I felt it was worth writing again. Since Pasty's is a new…
published 10 yrs ago
Pasty's
5200B Roosevelt Way NE, Seattle, WA 98105, USA*
I've been curious about Pasty's since...
I've been curious about Pasty's since it opened in January. It's only open Weds-Sat, and only at night, so it has been difficult for me to find time to visit. My opportunity came last night…
published 11 yrs ago
Condor Club
560 Broadway San Francisco, CA 94133
I love the Condor. Love,...
I love the Condor. Love, love, love. It has truly become my "home away from home" whenever I am in San Francisco. I visited the city by the bay for a few days earlier…
published 11 yrs ago
Hungry I
540 Broadway, San Francisco, CA 94133, USA*
I visited the Hungry I for...
I visited the Hungry I for the first time last week, during a visit to San Francisco for a conference. I'd signed up for a "free admission" text message (which most North Beach clubs offer), and…
published 11 yrs ago
Sands Showgirls
7509 15th Ave NW Seattle, WA 98117
I revisited Sands after a long...
I revisited Sands after a long time away, and I had the best time I'd ever had there! This was the first time I visited on a busy night. Most other times were either during…
published 11 yrs ago
Dream Girls at Rick's
11332 Lake City Way NE Seattle, WA 98125
I had some time to kill...
I had some time to kill after lunch today, so I decided to take myself over to Rick's at around 2pm, to check out the afternoon offerings. I printed out a coupon, so that…
published 11 yrs ago
The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102
Holy shit this club is crazy! It's...
Holy shit this club is crazy! It's got an interesting/weird set up. It's an old theater, with a stage at the far end. The girls walk down a "runway" coming off that stage, which…
published 11 yrs ago
Mary's Club
129 SW Broadway Portland, OR 97206
I loves me some Mary's Club!...
I loves me some Mary's Club! Whenever I am in Portland, I stop in for a beer, some pleasant conversation, and an eyeful of some lovely local ladies doing what they do best! Mary's Club…
published 11 yrs ago
Casa Diablo Original Blood
2839 NW St Helens Rd Portland, OR 97210
I can not believe I haven't...
I can not believe I haven't reviewed the (probably) world's only all-vegan strip club!<br> <br> I have been to Casa Diablo on five occasions: two weekdays during lunchtime, and three nights (a Friday and two Saturdays).<br> <br> The…
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