I can not believe I haven't...

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, NV

...which I am! So, I was in Vegas for about a week recently. One afternoon I was heading north out of the "arts district", and decided to kill some time at Chicas Bonitas. I'd…

Cheetahs

Los Angeles, CA

I came to Cheetah's on the advice of one or two Oregon strippers who told me that this place is the most like the clubs in Portland: friendly, lots of alternative women with piercings…

Club 205

Portland, OR

I was in town for a weekend conference, so I know it was a Saturday night... It was probably around 11pm, maybe close to midnight. I did not come with sufficient cash for any…

The meat is on the pole takes on a special meaning since Casa Diablo is Vegan. Never have tried their food since I am a meat eater and constantly looking for the beef. The…

Came in to the club in the afternoon on a mission to try the VIP room out for variety. There is no cover in the afternoon, I arrived around 5:30pm. Entered the club and turned…

Came here on a Sunday evening with a friend. Walked in with no cover. Low res lighting seemed to set the mood, but it was extremely slow, maybe 10 total patrons and 10-15 dancers. Nobody…

Hit up Casa Diablo in Portland on a Monday night because my Portland strip club tour requires me to see the infamous spots even if my soul might leave in protest. Cover? $0. Bonus points:…