Best to Steer Clear

I hate to dismiss any club, as they all have something to offer. However, this is Portland, Stripsville USA. There are a ton of options throughout this dirty town, but Pitiful is one club to which I am unlikely to return.

The club was clean, I'll give it that. And, nicely laid out -- there are two stages, both "pit" style, where the stage is not elevated but behind a low wall. Kinda like you're surrounding a dry tub made of wood...? Not bad.

Lots of action at the tipping rail, but not a lot of pole tricks. I am honestly not sure there even was a pole, though I am sure there was.