Reviews by deathcab67
Submit a ReviewCondor Club
560 Broadway
San Francisco, CA 94133
Ah, San Francisco's venerable Condor Club!
I...
Ah, San Francisco's venerable Condor Club!
I have visited the Condor on a few occasions, and I have never been disappointed.
The first couple of times, I did not opt for any lap dances, preferring instead to…
Dreamgirls at Sodo
1530 1st Ave S
Seattle, WA 98134
I can't believe I have not...
I can't believe I have not yet reviewed Dreamgirls "Sodo"! For those of you who are new to town or visiting, SODO stands for "south of the dome" -- the Kingdome, that is, which…
Camelot
1823 M St NW
Washington, DC 20036
Camelot is a strange place. ...
Camelot is a strange place. I guess this is how things are in DC - no lap dances, no VIP room, no mileage whatsoever. You go to these city clubs to drink and…
Archibald's Gentlemen's Club
1520 K St NW
Washington, DC 20005
As I am sure you are...
As I am sure you are all aware from the previous reviews, this club is strictly hands-off. I know one or two reviewers have speculated that "extras" might be available OTC or whatever, but…
Cheeks Gentleman's Club
906 Watertower Ln
West Carrollton, OH 45449
Although I did just review this...
Although I did just review this club on Sunday night, I feel compelled to write more, having visited a second time.
Honestly I am amazed at how nice this club is... Very little pressure for dances,…
Cheeks Gentleman's Club
906 Watertower Ln
West Carrollton, OH 45449
I visited Cheeks on a Sunday...
I visited Cheeks on a Sunday night, at around 8:30pm. Much earlier than my normal time (or day) to visit a strip club, but I was exhausted, having just arrived after a long flight.…
Dream Girls at Rick's
11332 Lake City Way NE
Seattle, WA 98125
After years of living in Seattle...
After years of living in Seattle and mysteriously never having visited the "old" Rick's, I decided to finally pay a visit to the new "Deja Vu-ized" Rick's. I was not disappointed!
Dreamgirls at Rick's is…
Centerfolds
8474 15th Ave NW, Seattle, WA 98117, USA*
I didn't have terribly high hopes...
I didn't have terribly high hopes for this club, which at one time used to be an all-male strip club. Like all clubs in Seattle, CF serves no alcohol -- but, it is sandwiched…
Kahoots Gentlemen's Club
4522 Kenny Rd
Columbus, OH 43220
I have been to Kahoots twice....
I have been to Kahoots twice. It's the only club in Columbus I've ever visited, so I can't compare it to other clubs in the area. On a Saturday night it can get…
Paramount Club
652 Columbia Street
New Westminster, B.C.
Feeling randy at the close of...
Feeling randy at the close of a day trip to Vancouver, I decided to treat myself to some fun at the Paramount, a historic former cinema in the center of downtown New Westminster.
Parking was easy…
Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park
14556 Bothell Way NE
Lake Forest Park, WA 98155
I went to this Deja Vu...
I went to this Deja Vu for the second time ever tonight. I had a great time! The girls were talented, mostly very attractive, and not at all pushy.
They offer $20 air dances…
Knockouts
311 Central Ave NW
Albuquerque, NM 87102
I had a pleasant time at...
I had a pleasant time at this club, which I visited twice while in Albuquerque for a convention.
Dollars at the tipping rail go a long way -- I enjoyed very brief, but very entertaining, encounters…
Kahoots Gentlemen's Club
4522 Kenny Rd
Columbus, OH 43220
I have been to this club...
I have been to this club twice, on two business trips to my favorite swing state. Both in January, 2012 and 2013 (brr!).
I was impressed that there were no drink minimums, and no pressure…
Pandora's Adult Cabaret
8914 Lake City Way NE
Seattle, WA 98115
A friend and I went over...
A friend and I went over to Pandora's for the first time at around 1am, after finding another local club lacking in both ladies and patrons. To our delight, Pandora's was still going strong,…














