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Just stop and get gasoline. manage to get a little on you and their will be no problem. Good excuse to wash right away…

I pay them for what? A cab ride and a shitty hotel? I am not sure if I am…

I had drinks at Harry's bar ( makes strip club drink costs look reasonable) but I did…

I only tip ugly girls if they are making an effort at dancing, pole tricks etc. Otherwise no. I will tell them it…

A 6 minute review for a thirty second spot. I can't tell what is grosser the food or the ego. What is it like…

Catherine the Great is said to have said that she regretted that God had given her only three holes.…

That's why I sit in the front of the bus.

Dancers are not Prostitutes. What a way to start him off . They have feelings and will not fuck just anybody ,unless they have…

I usually wear a sport coat as the pockets are handy but a suit, never.

You have got to appreciate a girl who works hard for the money. Have fun. Keep a clear head.

I guess that they had to go the Civil status route because there was , actually, no ,like, crime going on....Morons.

Always glad to help (non-financially) my fellow TUSCLERs.

I have completely avoided FaceBook but I could change my mind. She looks like a lot of fun.

I be afraid to be tween those thighs.

$450 in the club and $500 OTC. I get more for less now thanks to the advice I get from TUSCLE.

I guess it never occurs to these guys to ask a few questions. I find that open communication forestalls…

Number 1 as memories will fill in when the experience drops off. Moreover the option 2 can always be on the table with option…

Snow white ( for the virginal look and red ,red lips), Sleeping beauty ( for the peace and quiet) and I would kill all…

You still have to pay to see the good ones.

We could call ourselves connoisseurs but nobody could spell it and it sounds pretentious. Monger is appropriate and it is only modified by "fish"…

Indeed-Try it before you buy it. Don't we all?

She probably already ate.

I am in awe of the feat of memory this requires. I can barely (no pun intended) remember the…

YECCH! I support Dugan's take. Drama addiction disguised as altruism. Hypocrisy at best manipulation at worst.

I try to remember to take a napkin back with me or I remove my pants.