dalex

It's so rare to see a stripper with no tattoos it's kind of like seeing an albino t-rex.

& every one of them have…

If you have a wife you shouldn't be fucking other women unless it's allowed.

you know I've always wondered about shit like this, strippers always do some dangerous things on stage and being that they're almost always drunk,…

cool story bra

The size of your penis hurting the woman will always become an issue before the size of the condom does.

On the flip side, being a rather tall and large human being, I disappoint often.

she's talking about her son, which makes it infinitely more fucked up.

why they trying to do cams now?

a stripper mentioned something like that the other week, then she was like yea you should see me…

Shit I wouldn't do it.

That sucks, never imagine being treated like that by a girl, some things us intimidating guys take for granted.

genius

I don't do little blue pills bro, but I won't just go for anything either.

I really just hope to stay out of trouble completely while being able to maintain the level of fun I'm having right now.

@ilbbaicnl thanks for that. Thing about escorts that I highly dislike is that it carries the risk of law enforcement. & honestly I do…

Juice....

what the actual fuck?

Actually us who grew up on 90s rap music are looking down on modern hiphop music. There's genres within genres, not all hiphop is…

@deogol golden words.

Few weeks ago, I was approached by some old ass stripper, at a club where there was no hot girls so I figured I'd…

Juice is retarded.

If you want to date a stripper you can't become a customer.

I'm talking about, zero money given to her, don't buy her drinks, NOTHING.

Otherwise…

This seems like a ripoff of my thread started the other day ;)

The real thing that amazes me how many people refuse to believe these are real human beings.

Some clubs they get to pick, others they have no choice.

i prefer big booty light skinned black girl with a nice body 100 times out of 100 over a blonde with big boobs.

I also…

Ha, reminds me of the Louie episode where the Comedy Club owner dies. Louie goes to his funeral where nobody turns up but some…