Reviews

14 reviews by dalex

Jen's Den

Akron, OH

Being that most clubs in Akron...

Being that most clubs in Akron are closed on sunday night, Canton was 30 minute drive, and my dick was hard at the time, I used this particular day as a reminder why I retired…

13 yrs ago2

Christie's Cabaret Canton

Canton, OH

I love Christie's. My last review...

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

I love Christie's. My last review of the place might have indicated that I don't or that I have some ill will towards the club, no, it stands as one of my favorite clubs still,…

13 yrs ago

Happening Lounge

Cuyahoga Falls, OH

This is a tidy little bar....

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

This is a tidy little bar. Relatively clean, & absent of ordinary heroin hooked std infested dancers that roam Akron strip clubs. Don't get me wrong though, that's not saying these girls aren't, it just…

13 yrs ago

Evolution Gentlemens Club

Portage Lakes, OH

This club is severely underrated. I...

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

This club is severely underrated. I like to look at it as Akron's version of Diamonds in Canton, except cheaper, bigger, & with arguably better looking dancers. As described by one of strippers to me, "this…

13 yrs ago

Centerfolds

Akron, OH

One of most rundown holes in...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

One of most rundown holes in the wall you'll experience, ever, along with Lusty Adventures & Dreamers Girl's of Akron, forming the "Evil Trio", the "Piss somewhere else" establishments. Yes it's in the hood, but…

13 yrs ago

Christie's Cabaret Canton

Canton, OH

In light of this club being...

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

In light of this club being rated top 5 in the world by this site, I feel like I need to write an updated review how it stands up to world standards, and not just…

13 yrs ago

Diamond Royale

Canton, OH

Diamond Royale is a great starter...

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Diamond Royale is a great starter club. Staff if you're reading this, if I hear "snapbacks and tattoos" again I might never come back. I don't have any tattoos nor do I wear snapbacks, and…

13 yrs ago

G Spot

Akron, OH

Dreamers Girl's = Ratchet Stripper Capital...

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Dreamers Girl's = Ratchet Stripper Capital of Akron. Not to be confused with Dreamers Cabaret on Britain, that club should've picked a different name since it's superior. It's alright though, I like ratchet pussy, you…

13 yrs ago

Gatsby's Pub South

Canton, OH

I hate this club. Was that...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I hate this club. Was that too direct? No, Gatsby's is the worst club I ever went to, if that's all I could write about this club that'd be it, but I'd be less of…

13 yrs ago1

Flashdance Cabaret

Akron, OH

Went Friday night, completely empty outside...

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Went Friday night, completely empty outside of 5 dancers there, I thought it was really strange since Fridays nights are busiest nights for strip clubs. Strippers were clothed & watching television, I thought I accidentally…

13 yrs ago1

Dreamers Cabaret

Akron, OH

Dreamers is quickly becoming my favorite...

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Dreamers is quickly becoming my favorite club in Akron. The mileage can be higher than at Jen's, & the quality of dancers is much higher. Sweet thing about Dreamers, it's not white dancer dominated like…

13 yrs ago

Jen's Den

Akron, OH

Jen's, the Prius of Akron's strip...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Jen's, the Prius of Akron's strip clubs when it comes to mileage. This club definitely has a certain kind of rep, & if that's your thing, this is the club for you. No cover charge, open…

13 yrs ago

Christie's Cabaret Canton

Canton, OH

Christie's is "THE CLUB" when it...

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

Christie's is "THE CLUB" when it comes to Akron/Canton strip club experience, if you had to only visit one, this is the one you visit. For the people who aren't from the area, it's extremely…

13 yrs ago1

Diamond Royale

Canton, OH

Diamond Royale is a happy place....

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Diamond Royale is a happy place. Reason I say that is, a lot of strip clubs are not happy places, and a lot of times even the mileage you get for your money might be…

13 yrs ago1