Reviews

Being that most clubs in Akron are closed on sunday night, Canton was 30 minute drive, and my dick was hard at the time, I used this particular day as a reminder why I retired…

I love Christie's. My last review of the place might have indicated that I don't or that I have some ill will towards the club, no, it stands as one of my favorite clubs still,…

This is a tidy little bar. Relatively clean, & absent of ordinary heroin hooked std infested dancers that roam Akron strip clubs. Don't get me wrong though, that's not saying these girls aren't, it just…

This club is severely underrated. I like to look at it as Akron's version of Diamonds in Canton, except cheaper, bigger, & with arguably better looking dancers.

As described by one of strippers to me, "this…

One of most rundown holes in the wall you'll experience, ever, along with Lusty Adventures & Dreamers Girl's of Akron, forming the "Evil Trio", the "Piss somewhere else" establishments. Yes it's in the hood, but…

In light of this club being rated top 5 in the world by this site, I feel like I need to write an updated review how it stands up to world standards, and not just…

Diamond Royale is a great starter club.

Staff if you're reading this, if I hear "snapbacks and tattoos" again I might never come back. I don't have any tattoos nor do I wear snapbacks, and…

Dreamers Girl's = Ratchet Stripper Capital of Akron. Not to be confused with Dreamers Cabaret on Britain, that club should've picked a different name since it's superior.

It's alright though, I like ratchet pussy, you…

I hate this club. Was that too direct? No, Gatsby's is the worst club I ever went to, if that's all I could write about this club that'd be it, but I'd be less of…

Went Friday night, completely empty outside of 5 dancers there, I thought it was really strange since Fridays nights are busiest nights for strip clubs. Strippers were clothed & watching television, I thought I accidentally…

Dreamers is quickly becoming my favorite club in Akron. The mileage can be higher than at Jen's, & the quality of dancers is much higher. Sweet thing about Dreamers, it's not white dancer dominated like…

Jen's, the Prius of Akron's strip clubs when it comes to mileage. This club definitely has a certain kind of rep, & if that's your thing, this is the club for you.

No cover charge, open…