MonacoGP
Ohio

Comments by MonacoGP (page 2)

review comment
5 years ago
Mark974
Pennsylvania
Happy Anniversary Crazy Horse Bedford Heights
26th anniversary? I'm positive I had some machine work done two streets over in 1993 and the club was already there.
review comment
5 years ago
tilluhbear
A low key night in south Akron.
Club Ad. I have a rule. If the club is desperate enough to do this, I don't go. You little game of posting two reviews under two newly created profiles, each trusting the other and each having similar writing styles. Just go fuck yourself. Thus isn't the first time this shithole has done this.
review comment
5 years ago
Dominus833
Bottoms Up Girls Earn Their Tips
Club Ad. I have a rule. If the club is desperate enough to do this, I don't go. You little game of posting two reviews under two newly created profiles, each trusting the other and each having similar writing styles. Just go fuck yourself. Thus isn't the first time this shithole has done this.
discussion comment
6 years ago
Studme53
Pennsylvania
Whats you favorite stripper song ?
Free Bird
discussion comment
11 years ago
juiicebox69
Wut if ?
Da pole eece domts b uzin uzis no mo. De b uzin MP5s oar ARs
discussion comment
11 years ago
IronFox22
Ohio
Getting Rid of the Perfume Smell
Get unscented freeze or hunters use sprays to cover scents available in the sporting goods department. Glitter is a far bigger proven. So is bronzed or fake tanning lotions.
discussion comment
11 years ago
Doc_Holliday
That Stripper I was In Love With Is Now a Hooker?
She's always been a hooker. Her embracing it just drives the price down
review comment
5 years ago
carlos_spiceyweiner
Ohio
Put it on my ban list
I can confirm your experience with Heaven. I cut it off at 2 songs because her pussy had dirty dick mixed with condom smell. She botched I didn't tip enough. I just left. They super hype this club on social media but it's bullshit.
review comment
6 years ago
sandman96
Ohio
New young talent!
Considering you can get blown or fuck at the bar in over 1/2 of the Akron clubs I'm doubtful this club has that going on. Not to say it's not worth checking out again but for most it's a decent haul to get to this put of the way place and keep expectations of extras very low.
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6 years ago
HighlandHustler
Ohio
Blonde bombshell
If her name had been included I wouldn't have had to set the story straight so guys don't waste their time going to this he'll hole looking for the new hot blonde bombshell
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6 years ago
Atroy47
Ohio
Good dive bar
No, Lynn is still there and I wouldn't exactly call her hot. There was a hot one but this club doesn't put up with tweekers or nodders. Mostly old, fat alcoholics.
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6 years ago
HighlandHustler
Ohio
Blonde bombshell
The blonde is Hannah and the only thing bombshell about her is how blown out she is after servicing every dick in Akron for two decades.
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6 years ago
Atroy47
Ohio
Good dive bar
That hot one is gone as of late last week.
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6 years ago
kerad
Interesting Gstring
Then there's Zachey's syndrome. If they reach between their legs and wipe forward the pussy ends up smelling Zachery like their ass..
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6 years ago
kerad
Interesting Gstring
Too many dirty dicks and a drug habit will cause all kinds of smells.
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6 years ago
eyeofodin
Michigan
Not so good Wednesday
Don't get too lulled into thinking this place is safe. There's been more than one shooting in recent years in the parking lot as well as the quadruple homicide by Chapel Hill a couple years back that was a continuation of a drug related situation that started in this club.
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6 years ago
MonacoGP
Ohio
The Real Story Featuring Sasha
P.S. I'd have been a lot more diplomatic in my comments had she not tried to shill herself earlier today. Word of advice to the dancers: Stay the fuck off the boards and let your actions do the talking.
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6 years ago
MonacoGP
Ohio
The Real Story Featuring Sasha
I had heard about her, never in a flattering way, and didn't know who she was. While the situation was going down I was thinking 'who the fuck is this broad.' Imagine my surprise (sarc) to find out this desperate, overbearing skank was in fact Sasha. I could pick shit like that up on any given night at a neighborhood bar for a couple of drinks and Taco Bell so basically free. Wouldn't smash anything in this bar, especially her, if they paid me.
review comment
6 years ago
cuckyzack
Sasha is adorable
I was just logging in to make a review about running into her. Short story: Desperate skank.
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6 years ago
MonacoGP
Ohio
Lazy Dancers
No it was a typo. It was supposed to say only "from" not "the former." Sorry guys posting from a phone. Point was this place is so much nicer than Jens an the other clubs I don't know why the girls dont come here other than management.
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6 years ago
dangreen
Ohio
First time here, little pushy but ok
Just cane from VIP really wet. Hope you washed the last guys seed ball off your hand.
review comment
6 years ago
Mason216
Ohio
Same 'ol Lido's
Yeah Million Dollar aka Bad Boyz was always a risky place. Many years ago I was in there when it was Bad Boyz and there were shots fired. I went around the bar in the gap at the far wall. The guy that had been sitting to my left was crouched down covering the gap. He flashed his badge and a service revolver and said something like don't worry I have you covered. I then remembered I had my 45 stuck in my waist band so I pulled it out and said no I have you covered. Things settled down, nobody was hit so we went back to our stools and laughed.
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6 years ago
Medinaguy
Ohio
Not really a strip club
What were the fees?
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6 years ago
Mason216
Ohio
Same 'ol Lido's
https://www.news5cleveland.com/news/local-news/cleveland-metro/woman-shot-in-head-after-leaving-lidos-lounge When I lived in the West side I would stop in on a fairly frequent basis. Jim Brown used to come in and sit at the bar''s far corner away from the bar. We'd send drinks back and forth but never spoke.
review comment
6 years ago
Mason216
Ohio
Same 'ol Lido's
There were two shootings close together a year or so ago. One a hedashot on a girl. There was also a gunpoint carjacking a couple months back. Nope, I'm good