Comments by Goya1

Candles?? At the ballpark?? Are you sure they weren’t tampons encrusted with discharge?

Wild Bill, I salute you. Best mongering movie quote....ever! I watch that dvd just to thrash like a shark in a kiddie pool of chum when Cheech does that line

For the greener pastures of the Raven. Neither would do well anywhere but an extras mill. Picture either strutting out at a look no touch bar?!! I’m gonna bet Sgrayeff and I get OTC calls from cherry any time now.

Sunday and a Thursday 4-9- sometimes more days, but always then

When you use terms like “earn”, the game is laid bare. YOU make it a commodity. And like any commodity, it is exposed to market conditions, including the fact that anyone with a pussy can set a price for their commodity. You’re mad because on one side, some strippers price their pussy cheaper than earning yours, on the other, some strippers deliver a better product than yours. The minute you decided your pussy needed to be “earned”, you took it to Market. You whine because your product is inferior ( you wouldn’t have time to write like this if your pussy was occupied). Improve your product Change your pricing Market to a new demographic Stop blaming the consumer Silly Rabbit

Pretty please, king of Barebackia, tell us more of the bangin’ Latina and the slutty white girl?

Spooked? Ball park girls? Dude if you leave the back without bareback full service, you couldn’t get laid in a monkey whorehouse wearing Carmen Miranda’s hat. It you showed a badge and nightstick she’d sit on it and use the cuffs as anal beads

Sorry, I just don’t know.

Is a handjob a thing? I cut my teeth at the ballpark where, for 20 years a handjob made them think you were a cop. I would think you can get a handjob at any club. If you want a bbbj or bareback FS, or hell, bring a rubber, the Ballpark is your spot.

Who was the girl you stopped to see?

Going rate for OTC from BP is 200. I highly recommend being able to stretch out on clean sheets. It’s also nice to be able to see the girls pussy lips wrapped and rippling over the veins on your dick. They are happy to keep every penny and feel like a princess when you spring for a decent hotel. Just manage expectations. Yours and hers.

Short, dark brown or black shoulder length hair, perpetual red sweater (wtf, splurge on wardrobe) and the most adorable use of highly smudgable lipstick- she comes out from a blowjob looking like her makeup was applied at a minstrel show. I’ve even spotted a drop of man batter on the aforementioned sweater. I’d go for it but I don’t know how to say “would ya mind a gargle of Wild Turkey before you suck mine?” In Portuguese. That’s the Maria I mean.

CP, I don’t mean to be s jerk, BUT: A) I’m the wrong guy to ask about “friendly”, I don’t give a shit about friendly, I don’t want friendly. I want to fuck a woman I don’t know, who doesn’t know me. B) best looking? That’s subjective. I hate blondes. You may love em. Tits are irrelevant to me....etc etc. C) Value? Read my reviews, I get crap for being explicit so what more could you want? Shoot fish in a barrel: fuck Cherry. There ya go

Charlie has become a cylinder, the only curves being her belly and ass. Paired with a wife-experience blowjob ( the “I’m doing you a favor placing it in my mouth” technique) and wtf pricing, I’m out. Oasis has always been sloppy and just not my kind of slutty, so feel ya on that. Honestly, saw Dana for just a minute lately and thought “did she mortar in her curves with little debbies?” So thanks for the recon. Whatever happened to Crystal??

The day shift is lame as shit. Has been since candy left. 4-9 always has better options like cherry, angel (not an angel by any stretch), oasis and Christine. Thanks for the recon on Debbie- never seen her go back for more than three songs and her lipstick didn’t seem smeared, let alone the tear streaked mascara of a good choke laden blowjob. Anyone remember Kelly? Ropes of spit hanging from her chin, makeup ruined, and a squirter.

Daaaaaamn, the day shift is like a trip to Ollie’s

Who did the tongue dance?

Not to speak Ill of the dead, but Clover and Spice were regularly frothing at the thighs. And another BP spinner has sported a few cream pies lately. In my case, at my age, a load consists of three tadpoles and a dust bunny, so I’m probably evaporated by the pubes

To each their own. More for the rest of us.

Thanks for saving me 20 on Gianna. I saw her go back twice and emerge after one or two songs-always a bad sign. And Raven was Dani. The only bbfs I’ve ever turned down

No extras? That’s not the ballpark! This place is a booze drenched haven of rawdogging and if they had pizza, I wouldn’t touch it

Man, I don’t know, I got “so, whatcha wanna do?” And halfway through the blowjob she just purred, straddled me, grabbed the shaft and slid me in. I sputtered about a condom and she said it felt better without.

No extras from Cherry? This is your choice I assume? Cause if you got shot down by the bareback full service queen, you must be the kid from Mask

Some men live to look death in the eye. Ballers ( as I propose we be known) pull up death’s tunic and stick our dicks in the abyss. Shame? Never. Disgust? Wash it off in the sink afterward if you went bareback. The pig is what it is, if it’s not your cup of tea, that’s one less load leaking out of our favorite skanks

Little more info on Sasha, btw, good to see you reviewing again! Description? Extras? Bareback?