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Comments by Goya1 (page 2)

  • review comment
    5 years ago
    Goya1
    New Jersey
    Come for the extras, stay for the shitshow
    Can’t miss name drops: Candy- not there anymore-say a year ago Cherry- if she’s not on the board-if she is on the board, dude, do her, she’s a champ Brooklyn- another gone but not forgotten name to drop- just don’t say her name near the bouncer- she’s his SO now Athena- a name drop that means you’re down for extras
  • review comment
    5 years ago
    Goya1
    New Jersey
    Come for the extras, stay for the shitshow
    You don’t need to be a regular. Usually it’s about if the girl knows you, at the Ballpark, it’s you knowing which girl. The more regularly reviewed girls will suck or fuck anyone. Some like Christine need to know you. Most may ask if you’ve been there before. If you have massive balls, tell them you’ve been back with THEM before, most are so fucked up and slow they respond with “yeah, now I remember”. Less ballsy? Tell them you usually go on another shift and got dances from _______. Use a name reviewed but not on the board. Insider tip: DONT SAY you were with Lucky Speaking of a Lucky, don’t expect bareback full service on your first visit. It’s rampant but they are likely to offer or just put it in without asking after they actually recognize you. Now get out there and bust that nut, newbie!
  • review comment
    5 years ago
    Goya1
    New Jersey
    Come for the extras, stay for the shitshow
    And that is why Baskin Robbins is profitable. I might implore you to dream bigger ( or smaller as the case may be) but as I contemplate my next Russian roulette of the BP std offerings, I see Paris, a life-sized sculpture of a voluminous woman made entirely of cottage cheese, headed for the back with an eager fellow, maybe you, version. My personal yardstick is: would you pay for pussy you wouldn’t fuck for free in the real world, but again, it’s subjective. I, personally, do not get wood for the Venus of Willendorf.
  • review comment
    5 years ago
    Not a Grand Slam, but what you would probably expect for the price
    Until or unless you become a known quantity to the girls, you’ll need to be more aggressive- stop them and tell them you want their next dance; stroll over to the pool table and ask, as you walk to the bathroom, make strong eye contact and lip synch the word “dance” with a nod to the back, even if they’re sitting with a “regular” After the busts, only the most strung out girl walks the perimeter leading with “blowjobs, 40 plus songs!” The known monger is the low hanging fruit, not a cop, a known tip,etc., but when we don’t commit or want to talk too much, your approach and easier transaction wins. By the time most of these girls land at the ballpark, they’re polished hustlers. It’s like pac man, suck and fuck as much dick for as much money as you can in four hours, steering clear of PLs who want to be your bf and of course, cops. Be an uncomplicated load wrapped around a little stack of 20s and they’ll come to you in a few visits
  • review comment
    5 years ago
    captain8inch
    Pennsylvania
    Relief found
    If “raven” has a full back Lucifer in the goat mask tat, she’s the latest incarnation of Danni, for all the BP old timers
  • review comment
    5 years ago
    Mac9th
    Pennsylvania
    Cherry at BP
    Can we get a little more detail on the FS? I’ve mostly stuck to blowjobs with her? Honestly, we are of “different sizes” and my one attempt ended with me giving up after not getting much in after a full song and frankly, watching her face grimaced in discomfort is a bit of a boner killer. I know, I know, lube! But the hassle of buying lube..
  • review comment
    5 years ago
    Tntboom69
    Maryland
    Ok run at the ballpark
    I’ve had some issues with those antics. There’s nothing Xena could do for the extra 10 that can’t be handled in extras. Another dancer announced it 30 seconds into the dance when I wouldn’t peel off 200 for covered FS with her blown out tube sock. She made a scene. Management sided with me ( helps to have been going here since I was barely 21) and now she’s gone, trying to get 30 for anal for her pimp Under the L. Never Ever Ever pay 30 at the ballpark