Reviews

All Star Bar & Grill

McCook, IL

Made a visit to allstars after 8 years or so. Nothing memorable about that last visit, which is probably why i haven't been back. In their defense, looking back at that review it was a…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, IL

Arrived toward the end of the bears game, last two minutes . Approximately 10 pm. Valet service is multi tiered. They have options for 5, 7 and $20. I told the valet park wherever. Cover…

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, IL

Stopped at carls after going to knockouts since i hadnt been here in a while and last i checked it was in top 40 worst clubs. It was more out of curiosity since i spent…

Knockouts

Stone Park, IL

I went to knockouts for the manny Pacquiao fight saturday night. I arrived at approximately 7:45 pm. Self parking in the back wasnt an issue as i was there early. Later on when i was…

Tiger Tail Lounge

Rockford, IL

This review is from 3 or 4 weeks ago. I forgot to post a review. Last time i was here was some years ago. Could've been 5 years ago or 10. Cant remember. But it…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, PA

First strip club in Philly. It was between cheerleaders and club risque. Next time ill check out cheerleaders. Wasnt even sure they were open as the last review was some months ago(cheerleaders has a recent…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, IN

There's a lot of reviews about industrial strip for mondays since the dances are $10. It was more of a crowd than I expected, lets just say that. Im guessing Monday is popular here especially…

Diamond Cabaret

Sauget, IL

I have reviewed this club before a few years ago when it was penthouse(last time I was here). I figured I could do a review post-covid. First off it was raining(storm warning) so that probably…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

Heavenly bodies is one of my local haunts but I havent been for a while(long story short its cheap beer, cheap low mileage dances). Dancer quality has not been up to par but its usually…

Chicas Locas

Houston, TX

If you like latinas and Cubans you will love chicas locas. I got there at 6:30 or 7:00 on a saturday night. There was a good number of dancers but not overcrowded with pl's yet.…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, MN

I gave the value a 10 because, according to the literal definition it "didn't even feel like I spent any money". I didn't besides the cover(expected, $10), a couple beers($5 or $6) and 2 obligatory…

Keepers Gentlemen's Club

Milford, CT

Keepers is a mid level "not a dive-not upscale" club. I felt totally comfortable there on a Saturday night. It was not overcrowded but just enough people for the size of the club. The crowd…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, TX

Just left chicas locas in Dallas and it didn't go according to plan. Lol. I wanted to sample a few different dancers and that was it. Not really a extras guy but occasionally I indulge.…

The Filly Gentlemen's Club

Smithton, PA

I will definitely hit up filly corral next time I'm in the area. Nice low key spot right off the expressway. No valet or any of that shit. Its next to a truck stop. It…

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, IL

Went to blackjacks before work. No alcohol so i "pre-gamed" and what better way to sober up before work than waste an hour or 2 at the strip club. Indeed blackjacks is in the middle…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, IL

Polekatz is my favorite club because of the value but only on Tuesday. Every tuesday they have topless dances for $10 and nude for $20(vs $20/30 every other day). For me this makes it the…

Exclusive Lingerie Boutique

Rockford, IL

Trying again because some jackasses rejected previous attempt. I had the day off and went here. I walked in and a woman asked if i had an "appointment"? Da fuck? I didnt know yall did…

Chantilly Lace

Rockford, IL

Ok maybe i did something wrong. I went here after the awkward entrance and swift exit at exclusive lingerie. I walked in. A woman came out. Asked me some questions(really an interragation which never ended).…

All Star Bar & Grill

McCook, IL

Easy to find. Parking is easy enough. All star is a hole-in-the-wall, dive. The bathroom couldnt be any smaller and there's no soap. I went in, got patted down and wanded. No cover on Tuesday…

Scores Chicago Strip Club

Stone Park, IL

I went to scores while in the area. My time at scores was approximately 8 pm to 930 or so. Not prime time as it seems stone park is a very late town. Very quiet…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

Hadn't been in hb for a while so figured i would check them out. Parking lot is still gravel but less potholes, i think. $15 cover but you can text them to get in…

J's Bar & Grill

Northlake, IL

I've been to j's twice, once a friday or saturday night and a saturday afternoon. Both times it was an overwhelming sausagefest. Walked in, never paid a cover here. J's is definitely a hole in…

Bobby's Bar

Melrose Park, IL

Went to bobbys after a depressing early afternoon visit to j's. No doorman or bouncers that early but a lively crowd. Bar was full. I got a $3 or $4 beer and sat at a…

Club Blaze

Conley, GA

FUCK! i wrote an entire review far more detailed but i was drunk and fucked it up(hit back on my phone while trying to copy in case it logged me off while writing review, which…

Follies

Atlanta, GA

debated writing this review because follies really doesnt need any more. And there is nothing I can really add that hasnt already been said. But in the end i decided to write it for one…