Reviews

111 reviews by Supremeruler

All Star Bar & Grill

McCook, IL

Just what i was looking for

Made a visit to allstars after 8 years or so. Nothing memorable about that last visit, which is probably why i haven't been back. In their defense, looking back at that review it was a…

3 wks ago

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, IL

Decent club

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Arrived toward the end of the bears game, last two minutes . Approximately 10 pm. Valet service is multi tiered. They have options for 5, 7 and $20. I told the valet park wherever. Cover…

6 mos ago1

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, IL

Carls late night visit

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Stopped at carls after going to knockouts since i hadnt been here in a while and last i checked it was in top 40 worst clubs. It was more out of curiosity since i spent…

9 mos ago

Knockouts

Stone Park, IL

Knockouts fight night

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I went to knockouts for the manny Pacquiao fight saturday night. I arrived at approximately 7:45 pm. Self parking in the back wasnt an issue as i was there early. Later on when i was…

1 yr ago

Tiger Tail Lounge

Rockford, IL

Friday night visit

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

This review is from 3 or 4 weeks ago. I forgot to post a review. Last time i was here was some years ago. Could've been 5 years ago or 10. Cant remember. But it…

1 yr ago

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, PA

First strip club in Philly. It was between cheerleaders and club risque. Next time ill check out cheerleaders. Wasnt even sure they were open as the last review was some months ago(cheerleaders has a recent…

5 yrs ago2

Industrial Strip

Hammond, IN

Monday night post-covid review

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

There's a lot of reviews about industrial strip for mondays since the dances are $10. It was more of a crowd than I expected, lets just say that. Im guessing Monday is popular here especially…

5 yrs ago

Diamond Cabaret

Sauget, IL

Diamond cabaret post-covid

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I have reviewed this club before a few years ago when it was penthouse(last time I was here). I figured I could do a review post-covid. First off it was raining(storm warning) so that probably…

5 yrs ago

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

Good time if you find a gem

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Heavenly bodies is one of my local haunts but I havent been for a while(long story short its cheap beer, cheap low mileage dances). Dancer quality has not been up to par but its usually…

6 yrs ago

Chicas Locas

Houston, TX

God bless texas.

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

If you like latinas and Cubans you will love chicas locas. I got there at 6:30 or 7:00 on a saturday night. There was a good number of dancers but not overcrowded with pl's yet.…

6 yrs ago1

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, MN

Average strip club, saved a ton of money

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I gave the value a 10 because, according to the literal definition it "didn't even feel like I spent any money". I didn't besides the cover(expected, $10), a couple beers($5 or $6) and 2 obligatory…

6 yrs ago

Keepers Gentlemen's Club

Milford, CT

Nothing to complain about. I'll come back next time.

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Keepers is a mid level "not a dive-not upscale" club. I felt totally comfortable there on a Saturday night. It was not overcrowded but just enough people for the size of the club. The crowd…

6 yrs ago4

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, TX

Not how I planned it.

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Just left chicas locas in Dallas and it didn't go according to plan. Lol. I wanted to sample a few different dancers and that was it. Not really a extras guy but occasionally I indulge.…

7 yrs ago2

The Filly Gentlemen's Club

Smithton, PA

Good time.

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I will definitely hit up filly corral next time I'm in the area. Nice low key spot right off the expressway. No valet or any of that shit. Its next to a truck stop. It…

7 yrs ago1

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, IL

Saturday afternoon review

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Went to blackjacks before work. No alcohol so i "pre-gamed" and what better way to sober up before work than waste an hour or 2 at the strip club. Indeed blackjacks is in the middle…

7 yrs ago4

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, IL

Tuesday only

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

Polekatz is my favorite club because of the value but only on Tuesday. Every tuesday they have topless dances for $10 and nude for $20(vs $20/30 every other day). For me this makes it the…

7 yrs ago2

Exclusive Lingerie Boutique

Rockford, IL

Just a lingerie store

★★★★★★★3.7/10

Trying again because some jackasses rejected previous attempt. I had the day off and went here. I walked in and a woman asked if i had an "appointment"? Da fuck? I didnt know yall did…

8 yrs ago5

Chantilly Lace

Rockford, IL

Never again

★★★★★★2.0/10

Ok maybe i did something wrong. I went here after the awkward entrance and swift exit at exclusive lingerie. I walked in. A woman came out. Asked me some questions(really an interragation which never ended).…

8 yrs ago1

All Star Bar & Grill

McCook, IL

All star review

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Easy to find. Parking is easy enough. All star is a hole-in-the-wall, dive. The bathroom couldnt be any smaller and there's no soap. I went in, got patted down and wanded. No cover on Tuesday…

8 yrs ago

Scores Chicago Strip Club

Stone Park, IL

Its ok

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

I went to scores while in the area. My time at scores was approximately 8 pm to 930 or so. Not prime time as it seems stone park is a very late town. Very quiet…

8 yrs ago

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

Just meh

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Hadn't been in hb for a while so figured i would check them out. Parking lot is still gravel but less potholes, i think. $15 cover but you can text them to get in…

8 yrs ago2

J's Bar & Grill

Northlake, IL

Is J's Always A Sausage Fest?

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

I've been to j's twice, once a friday or saturday night and a saturday afternoon. Both times it was an overwhelming sausagefest. Walked in, never paid a cover here. J's is definitely a hole in…

8 yrs ago

Bobby's Bar

Melrose Park, IL

Ugh

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Went to bobbys after a depressing early afternoon visit to j's. No doorman or bouncers that early but a lively crowd. Bar was full. I got a $3 or $4 beer and sat at a…

8 yrs ago

Club Blaze

Conley, GA

Good Looking Dancers But Not Enough Mileage/grinding

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

FUCK! i wrote an entire review far more detailed but i was drunk and fucked it up(hit back on my phone while trying to copy in case it logged me off while writing review, which…

8 yrs ago7

Follies

Atlanta, GA

What Else Is There To Say About Follies

★★★★★★★★★★10.0/10

debated writing this review because follies really doesnt need any more. And there is nothing I can really add that hasnt already been said. But in the end i decided to write it for one…

8 yrs ago

Reviews

Just what i was looking for

Decent club

Carls late night visit

Knockouts fight night

Friday night visit

Whatever

Monday night post-covid review

Diamond cabaret post-covid

Good time if you find a gem

God bless texas.

Average strip club, saved a ton of money

Nothing to complain about. I'll come back next time.

Not how I planned it.

Good time.

Saturday afternoon review

Tuesday only

Just a lingerie store

Never again

All star review

Its ok

Just meh

Is J's Always A Sausage Fest?

Ugh

Good Looking Dancers But Not Enough Mileage/grinding

What Else Is There To Say About Follies

Are you 18 or older?