Reviews by IsThisAJ0ke

I like this place a lot. It’s in a safe, easy to get to residential area and you can enter from the front or the side door. As you enter there is a bar and…

Stopped by on a Thursday afternoon. Parking lot was serviceable. You walk in and it’s dark as hell. Before my eyes even adjusted, I heard “hey cutie!” and Lucy immediately latched on to me. She…

I’ve reviewed this place before but wanted to talk about a recent experience. Skip ahead for that. The place is nice and cozy inside. Clean and comfortable chairs with a couch in the corner and…

I’ve been going here occasionally for a while and I keep coming back because I know what to expect. Nothing crazy, but rarely if ever a let down. They seem to have their system down…

This place is near Newark Airport. Parking is pretty easy though you do have to cross a four lane highway to pull in. You walk in through a metal detector… no cover, no one bouncing…

The place is about 2 mins from the highway and is below a cigar bar that looks like a castle. Parking is adequate and signs direct you accross the street if the lot is full. Walk…

As mentioned, this place sits at the corner of a residential neighborhood. I did not feel strange about leaving my car parked on the street when I got there at about 8:30. As I walked…

First time back to this place is a while, and I must say, it’s still one of my favorites. It’s located in the middle of nowhere. When you walk in, there’s a counter and it’s…

Guys... what the hell? I understand the reviews for this joint have qualified themselves by stating that the women are older... but I was expecting some decent looking Brazilian cougars... but what I saw was…

First off, on Friday at 7pm, the cover was $30. Whoa! That might be most I’ve ever paid to get into a club. Once inside, as mentioned is the stage which is surrounded by chairs.…

This place is pretty fun, but some information everyone should know. 1. If you ask, they’ll give you a brief tour where they give you the rundown of cost etc and let you look through…

So, I stopped in here after dropping someone off at the airport. It’s easy to find and there is ample parking. As you walk in you immediately see the bar and to the left is…

So, I’ve come here a few times over the years, and usually it’s pretty chill and not a bad place to have a few beers and strike up a conversation. My most recent time though…

I stopped in and as I approached the door, I hear a band playing metal! Turns out, there was a couple bands playing that night and they kicked ass!!! The girls were pretty cool too. There…

Went here a couple months ago to check it out now that it was under new management. The “stage” is essentially a plywood box painted black with no rail. So the girls spend a lot…

I’ve lived relatively close to this place for a while and for years it had a rep for being a pretty busted club. But, after reading some of the more recent reviews, I decided to…

Stopped in here because I was in the area for work. I walked in. Two dancers sitting at a counter with the owner who collected $10. A third dancer was asleep under a blanket on…

Went back here for a special event last week with Gianna Michaels. Dances are now $25 and pretty tame. The dancers are also downright relentless about getting you to go for a dance and not…

Decided to give this place and the shop next door a try one afternoon. Walked into the shop first and immediately encounter two "entertainers" that were somewhat aggressive, and a bit weathered. Walked around for…

So I was staying at a nearby hotel and took a walk over around 7pm. Two 'dancers' on and I couldn't drink my $8 beer and get out fast enough. One was sitting and talking…

I like the layout of this place. The bar is situated away from the stage and the stage is against a wall with plenty of seating. There are pools tables and arcade games.…

Was passing through the area, and was quite honestly looking for some lunch with a better view than McDonald's. I was a little early for the buffet which started at 4 but one of the…

So, I've gone back a few times now, and I have to say, I've enjoyed myself. They've remodeled the interior, and it kind of looks like a cosmic bowling alley inside, but it's definitely not…

Decent club overall. The stage shows are pretty good and the $2 table dances are a good way to leisurely pass the time while you are making up your mind on what you want to…

Went here about a month ago. I had been there a couple years ago, and while I think it has moved in the right direction, I wasn't impressed enough to stay for very long. It…