South American Horror Story

Guys... what the hell? I understand the reviews for this joint have qualified themselves by stating that the women are older... but I was expecting some decent looking Brazilian cougars... but what I saw was just... just... I mean... one dancer looked like someone let the air out of Steven Tyler’s reanimated corpse. These are some rough women. Friendly as all hell, don’t get me wrong, but wow... props to any man who can get it up at the sights in the RAB. You and your petzleh are a real optimistic pair.

The club is as described. Small. I walked in the back door and right there is the pool table then the bar which is shaped like a P and continuities toward the from door and the stage. The Japanese gal was there. She was ok to look at and I got her talking a bit... so I bought her an orange juice. She doesn’t drink.

One American dancer was a one woman dollar parade. It was like the mid 90s and having a CD skipping in your car. But whatever... it’s fine. Her ass was alright and she’s there to get paid. She was also kind of funny.