Relentless

This place is near Newark Airport. Parking is pretty easy though you do have to cross a four lane highway to pull in. You walk in through a metal detector… no cover, no one bouncing during the day. The bar surrounds the stage in the center of the room. There is a seating area with high top tables next to the door and some more tables behind and to the left. Also to the left is an elevated area with VIP seating and dance booths. Bathrooms behind the bar.

My experience here was such that I won’t return anytime soon. The dollar parade here is so intense it’s comical. It was like a slow mugging! I sat at the bar for one drink, then took the second to a table to try to catch a break…. No such luck. Don’t get me wrong, I’ll tip and take little bar side dances, but it was like a conveyor belt. A few dancers even sat at my table and stuck out their hand. I just had to laugh. My advice, find a dancer you want a dance with QUICKLY and get down to business. Dances are also a little steep at $30 a pop. I did not partake because the parade killed the vibe for me.

That said, there were some really good looking Brazilian dancers here. Lots of bolt ons and butt lifts. On the right day, I could see this place being a lot of fun…. If you’re an ATM machine with a wiener.