Comments by Agent_Zero (page 6)

I agree with you both, Chulo and Rell. This place is ultra crowded and a hip hop party atmosphere. The music is wayyyyyyyyyyyy too loud too even by strip club standards. The lap dance area is in the back, Rell. You must've missed it. I don't think you would have enjoyed it anyways though because the lap dance chairs are crap and they have wheels. So they keep rolling around if you aren't literally against the wall.

You spent $100-$300 in this piece of shit???

Thanks for the concurrence, Ryem. I knew I was right, but most folks like to foolishly waste their time themselves rather than just take my word for it. Their loses, Bro.

Old Rihanna from 6 years ago.

This club is closed on Sunday, Fellas. You should've asked me. Most Washingtonians know this club shuts down Sunday. No one from around here goes in Sunday anyways.

Exactly.

I saw the vending machine too. Crazy set up.

Hey, John Doe. So the rules are lap dances are done in VIP. VIP is pretty much an old sofa. They are trying to figure out whether to charge $15 or $20 per dance. They are actual dances sitting down. Not that shitty wall dance thing that Fuego does. Hey, Eddy. The girls were essentially walling skeletons like Rihanna. No booty at all. None. Not worth staying.

This club is a waste. I was a regular back in the day. Now I haven't been in almost a year.

Katy used to work at Fuego. You forgot to mention her 40 in booty.

Shit ass review. It told us NOTHING except that you need a free membership to TUSCL in order to stay relevant. Smh.

Good review, Rell. Good to hear from you, Bro. I'm rarely on here myself. I'll check this place out sometime.

This club is so fucking sad. I knew the speakers bothered people. I KNEW I couldn't be the only one bothered by it. I'd leave too.

Good review. I wish I were down there.

What a bullshit review just for free membership. Get the fuck out of here.

You are correct, Chulo.

How big was her booty?

Good review.

No problem.

John... you are P-I-T-I-F-U=L. LMAO. A FIRST time, ZERO level contributor. Hahahaha. Dude, I wish I had seen you at Norma Jeans my damn self... I would've made bank prostituting your azzzzzzz. Hehehe. But anyways, keep THINKING you know what you're talking about.

Yeah, man, that bathroom reminds me of military barrack stalls. Lock that door!

Yeah, man, that bathroom reminds me of military barrack stalls. Look that door!

Yeah, this review is crap.

Okay, JerzyFam. Thanks.

Damn. Sorry you had that experience.