Comments by Agent_Zero (page 11)

Showcase is too pricey. I'm not paying $20 for four minutes.

I agree. Fuego will NEVER pick up in my eyes when I am standing for dances. I haven't been to Fuego since it first closed because of this. Smh.

I agree with everything Chulo said. This review is shit though. There's almost no detail in this review except it's a strip club a celebrity was in. More details next time, Bro. Don't write reviews while drunk. Wait till the morning after when your thoughts are actually coherent. Shit.

I agree with you, Confidential. I frown upon $15 sitting down and topless. So you already know what I think about $15 standing and FULLY clothed! Dances should be $10 per song and sitting down. $15 per song for fully nude and sitting. I would just go back to Fuego... but they are even more fucked up. From what I hear they charge $20 for VIP dances (the only way to get a dance at Fuego is in VIP) and they are fully clothed... AND standing! I would go to Baltimore, but the dances are $20 for sitting down dances and they aren't topless. PG Count and the surrounding area is fucked. Ebony Inn would be great but dancer quality is in the toilet there. Dirt ugly girls. You might as well watch a porno at home or Instagram bitches on your phone. Smh! #ThanksForTheSalute

It's standing up wall only. And it is $15 now to stand up and get a dance. No topless.

Yeah, I agree with you, Confidential. I only came here because a particular dancer who is a friend of mines asked me to. Plus, I was in need of some good grinding. I didn't see any Spanish girls at all. Not one. All Black. If I were a club owner all dancer must be on duty by 10pm! ALL! Working class people don't stay at a strip club till 2am, Bro. Mostly drug dealers do that. Government employees come in around 10pm and never stay past Midnight. We'd be way too tired.

These reviews are just too long, My Friend. But good work anyway.

Good review.

Yeah, Chulo. I'm good with money. Trust me. If it isn't worth it... it isn't worth it

Yeah, $25 dances are a major turn off.

This guy is a stupid son of a bitch and I shall report him to the Founder.

Wasting your ones to "Make it rain"??? FAIL. This club USED to be okay... but the bitches are too stuck up here. Thanks in part to people like you and others who make it rain on them for doing absolutely nothing. I save my cash for lap dances. If they offer no dances... they get no cash. Stick to your guns, Fellas. Don't be fooled.

I agree, Chulo. I wish I ran the fucking strip club. I would make it sooooooooo male customer friendly. I know exactly what it takes for a strip club to be ideal. These dude's running shit are idiots.

No lap dances is a waste of my time!

Yeah, just don't waste your time chancing it, Hungry Giraffe.

I AGREE, Chulo. That would have cost me well over $200 just to have a decent fucking time. Assam, what do you mean Fuego is picking up?

"I'm then told it's $10 for a VIP band to get dances and then the girl tells me it's now 20 a song. Whatever I felt she was probably worth it. When we get to the VIP area she tells me it's only standing lap dances☹️ and that she can't get topless or nude. For me that was the last straw!" I AGREE WITH YOU!

I understand. You have a point. I still think after 10 there should be multitudes of girls on the floor.

I ENVY you! Florida seems to have much better clubs than the BULLSHIT here in the Washington DC area, My Friend!

No, Chulo... they had both men and women strippers at the same time. Two dancers on the main stage... one male and one female. I'm not into that bi-sexual shit, Bro. I agree, Chess Master. The Owner of this club is a fucking IDIOT! I hope he is reading this. Go back to the grime of the old Penthouse that all the guys grew to love. I agree, Heel Lover. The Penthouse is actually the first strip club I ever went too. I started going when I was still in grad school six years ago. It was soooooooooo fun. But now this place ain't shit. DOn't come here. You've been warned, Fellas.

Good review.

Wayyyyyyyyyyyyy too expensive. I'll PASS.

I REFUSE to stand during a dance, man. I refuse it!

Lol. Excellent review. The club stinks.

Good review. Yeah, I would never patronize Fuego knowing that you can't have a LAP dance. What the f*** is a "wall" dance???