Reviews

I have to amend my review from about a year ago. I made a return trip to Double Visions yesterday, mostly to catch a glimpse of TUSCL's very own Tempest666. Unfortunately she quickly…

The Basics:
The Basics:
$0 cover
$4.50 Yuengling
$20 Dances

This club is similar in size to the Northeast Risque. You enter through a short corridor which leaves you at the short end of a rectangular bar with seating…

This is the Philadelphia Cheerleaders' smaller, uglier cousin.

The Basics:
$10 cover the Thursday night that I visited, around 11:30-12
$5 Yuengling
$25 Dances

I decided to check out some place new and ventured to a strip club across the…

Made a return trip. Took nearly 2 years but I tried Creekside again. This time it was on a Friday night. Arrived to find a renovated foyer. The rest looks pretty…

The Basics:

$5 cover the Monday night that I visited

$5 Yuengling

$20-30 Dances



Located on an odd little dead-end street off US-202/Dekalb St, Just Enuff is in what seems to be a converted house. What once…

The Basics:

$5 cover the Sunday night that I visited

$5 Yuengling

$20-30 Dances



Located in an odd parallelogram shaped building at the intersection of Industrial Highway and Jansen Ave just a bit south on 95 from the airport.…

Basics:

$20 dances

$7 Yuengling bottles (WTF!)



I stopped in to the Vanity Grand Cabaret for it's opening night. While it certainly will not be representative of the club during typical operation, I wanted to check it…

I dropped in to Cheerleaders to see if their "TwosDay" special was legit. $2 drinks and two dances for $25 sounds a bit too good to be true. Well, the domestic beers were on…

The Basics:
No Cover day of visit
Beers for $4.50

The Pumptown Tavern is one room neighborhood titty bar, about 30x45 feet in size, with a square bar surrounding a smallish one-pole main stage. Towards the back…

The Basics:
No Cover day of visit
Beers for $4.50

This club is TINY! It’s located in a small strip mall by a Chinese Take-out. It’s about the width of a row home but not nearly…

Penns Port never disappoints.

Here's the ideal reason to go:
You want to hang out and see some titties but you don't have/want to spend strip club money. Oh, and the girls are really friendly and…

The Basics:
No Cover
Beers for $3.25
$20 Dances

Double Visions is about the size of the Northeast Club Risque in Philly. A rectangular bar surrounds two low stages, each with a pole, as well as an aerial…