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11 yrs ago
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Mustang Sally's
300 Sawyer Ave Tonawanda, NY 14150
I was delivering in the area...
I was delivering in the area and saw this place on my drive in. It was about 1.5 miles away so I walked up from where I parked my truck. There were three girls working on this night and about three people around the bar. It was early so I didn't have to pay the cover and bottled beer was $7. I was there about 15 minutes and was joined by a cougar. I can;t remember her name but she said she was 40 and originally from Brazil. Believe me she didn't look 40. We talked for a few minutes and she asked me if I was interested in a dance. I said maybe and asked about the prices. She stated depends on how much fun you want to have and starts stick shifting me while I am at the bar. This went on for about 20 minutes and I agreed to the 30 minutes for $165. I know guys....I'm a sucker. We went in the back ad there was some soft kissing and a lot of two way touching. I wen to take my zipper and she stopped me and said that's not allowed. Keep in mind 20 minutes ago she was was all over me while I was sitting at the bar. I was a little thrown back by this but continued with the dance. Overall, she gave a great dance and had the nicest bolt ons I've seen and played with. After the dance, we went back to the bar. She again started with the stick shifting and kept it going. She asked me for another dance and I said no because I had to leave. She promised this one would be better and smiled. I doubt she was telling the truth but I wasn't going to pay another $165 to find out. Overall nice place. But just like any other club, there are on the look out for suckers. Be careful boys. I may return again if and when I am in the area.
11 yrs ago
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Fantasy's
7682 Ohio River Blvd New Cumberland, WV 26047
Stopped in a a Friday night...
Stopped in a a Friday night abut a month ago. I had heard that a girl I liked at a different club was there and wanted to check her out. She wasn't there but I wasn't disappointed by the scenery there that night. There were about 15 girls working that night...a nice variety. I sat down at the bar and got a drink and was immidiately joined by a young lady. There were about 20 people in the club at this time. She started badgering me for a dance right from the get go. After about 30 minutes of this, I agreed and she gave me the rundown for the dances. I was a little bit overwhelmed by the prices. But, you have to realize there is a casino right down the street. I agreed to a three song set. The dance was done out in the open, and she as not allowed to take her clothes off. She explained to me the fun that could be had in a private room and so forth. Again,I was a little overwhelmed by this on top of not having that much cash on me. I was approached by another girl a little later on. She was a cute little spinner and she could carry on a conversation. After we talked she asked me for a dance I went for the 15 minuted for $100. Gain, this was done out in the open and not in a private room. She also had to keep her clothes on during this time. During the dance, like the first, she explained to me the fun that could be had in a private room. Overall, It is a cool place to go. I didn't see one girl there who I didn't find attractive. But to fore warn all of you, fun an be had but show up with plenty of money. I will return and next time I will be better prepared.
11 yrs ago
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Palace In the Pines
4040 McCartney Rd Lowellville, OH 44436
Decided to stop in after being...
Decided to stop in after being stuck in a truck for two weeks. I do frequent here whenever I am home. I went in the front and paid the $3 cover. The front was dead with only four other patrons in the club with me. There were three dancers working that night. The bartender said she was dancing too. I have been wanting to see her dance for a long time. So, I stuck around to see her. She was worth the wait. Unfortunately, she said she was not doing table dances because she had to be behind the bar. Hopefully next time. I had a few beers and decided to go to the back. I paid the $15 cover and sat at the stage. I wen through the rotation and was disappointed that my ATF Ariel was not there. Apparently she is going to be laid up for about 9 months (I'm sure we know what that means). I was there about an hour and about to leave when Cheyenne approached me. She sat down and asked me how was doing. I told her I had been in a truck for two weeks. Her response was to run her hand up my thigh and say: "you need some love then." I went up to the counter and got four songs with her in the back. After the first one she offered extras. I asked how much and she replied all she did was BBBJ and it was $60. Needless to say, she was very good. I tipped her another $20 and she told me about Ariel. She then added that she would be more than happy to take care of me whenever I was in. what started out as a disappointing night, turned into a good one.
11 yrs ago
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Scarlett O'Hara's
3201 S Carolyn Ave Sioux Falls, SD 57106
I was delivering in Sioux Falls...
I was delivering in Sioux Falls and stopped in to get something to eat. I asked the waiter if there was a club around and he pointed me a mile down the road to Scarlett O'Hara's. I walked in the bar and there was no cover at that time and three other patrons in the bar. The bar is kind of dive bar...nothing flashy. The girls working were about average...no stunners...but none of them should have looked for another line of work. I sat at the bar and ordered a Coke. The bartender gave me a shitty look when I did until I tipped her for it. I sat there for about 20 minutes when I curvy brunette approached me. She didn't do any small talk. She came up and introduced herself and quickly asked if I wanted a dance. I declined at that time and said maybe in a little bit. I had planned on being there for awhile. She rolled her eyes and walked away from me. I was tipping through out my stay there. But no other girl came up to me for the rest of the night. I asked the bartender what the deal was and she gave me the rundown on the dance prices. I ended up getting a dance from another curvy looker. Got three dances from her and she wasn't anything special. She was very mechanical and just went through the motions. There was very little contact from her, and no contact allowed from me. I tipped her $5 after she was done then went back to my truck. Overall, it was an ok place to go. I'll probably return next time I'm in town. It's not like there is a whole lot to do when you're stuck waiting to get unloaded.
12 yrs ago
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Kandy's Adult Playground Gentlemen's Club
13782 US-19 Waterford, PA 16441
This was my first visit to...
This was my first visit to Kandy's and I can confidently state it won't be my last. I got there kind of late as I was coming back from Buffalo and hit the place around 12:30am. It was really hoping and I had trouble finding a seat after I paid the $10 and got the rundown from the doorman. I did get the happy face sticker that are spoken about in the other reviews showing you are a first timer. I 6 named Fawn gave me the tour. I was hoping to get a dance from her but she ended being occupied for the rest of the evening. I soon found out why it was so busy. They had a feature entertainer there that night...Dakota Skye. If you have never heard of her, you need to Google her. She put on an awesome stage performance...and even did a puppet show. I am going to repeat that...she did a puppet show...and it was one of the coolest things I have ever seen. They had eight girls on working this night. Most of them were 6's and 7's. I really can't recall any of the names other than the two I dealt with. Back to the club. In my opinion, they try to show you what a night at the Playboy Mansion would be like. This is more than a strip club as they offer a lot of different dances, deals and games in here. I personal favorite was the cop car you could get a lap dance in. I may have to try that on my next visit. They also have a privacy fence around around a huge backyard with a few pavilions and grills. Also outside was a beach volleyball court where they do topless volleyball. About forty feet from there was a mud wrestling pit. I was told on the weekend there is more of a party outside than inside. I did get a private dance. They were running a special 30 minute VIP rooms for $100. I took advantage of this with a 7 spinner named Sierra. My hand were allowed to roam on every where but the kitty. However, there was no stick shifting or anything. Still though she gave a quality dance and I really enjoyed it. Overall, this place is amazing. I will definitely be back as soon as I can. If you are looking for more than just a strip club...my advice is try this place out. My hat's off to the owner for creating this place and really knowing how to stand out and be different.
12 yrs ago
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Palace In the Pines
4040 McCartney Rd Lowellville, OH 44436
I had a similar experience as...
I had a similar experience as steel did in the previous review at The Palace. Normally, I always leave here satisfied but on this night I didn't. However, I will return because I know every night can't be Christmas. This review is regarding the back of the club only. I got there and paid the $15 cover and went in. There were three other patrons inside around the stage. I grabbed something to drink and had a seat. There were five girls working and three of them I knew from before..Marilyn Destiny and Maddie. Maddie came out of the back and started arguing with the asshole manager. If you have ever been there you know who I am talking about. I was the only one at the stage at this point due to others being in private dances. Maddie came to me and asked if I wanted a dance. I said sure, then she flashed her tits and walked away. Normally, she is very sensual at the stage and in the back. I guess she was having a bad night. She left shortly after this. I went out for a smoke and came back in. Some of the private dances were wrapping up and there were more patrons at the bar. Marilyn came up to me at the stage and started to dance. She asked me for a private dance and i said maybe later. She whispered in my ear about extras being available. I've been back there before with her, I know how it goes with her. I finally decided to get a dance from Roxy...a long legged blonde. I got two dances from her and the whole time she grinded on me while facing me. She complained how tired and hot she was through out both dances and kept saying she knew she was boring me. I played it off and waited until the dances were over and then left. Like I said, I know every night can't be Christmas, and I will return. But this was the first time I left the Palace not feeling happy and looking forward to coming back.
12 yrs ago
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Headliners
337 Sharon Rd Greenville, PA 16125
I think it is safe to...
I think it is safe to say Headliners has run its course and needs to be closed. 10-12 years ago, this was the place to go to see some quality dancers and have some fun. Now, it has turned into just another club with average to below average dancers. I went in on a Thursday evening to see if there was anything new here. I walked in and there was two other patrons in the club, and three dancers sitting around just talking. No one was on stage and the music was cranked up. I took a seat and waited. Within three minutes one of the dancers came over and asked to take a seat. I said sure and she introduced herself. I can't remember her name but she was a 5 IMO. Within four minutes she asked if I wanted a dance. I replied not right now because I had just gotten there. She got up and left. This pattern repeated itself for the other two girls not sitting with a patron. I declined with both them as well, hoping I would get to see some girls on stage before buying a dance. I sat there for about 45 minutes and three other people came in the club. My thought was they were going to start stage and they never did. I was confused on this. With seven patrons in the bar, I would think they would start stage. The manager stood at the bar and did nothing. He was the normal manager, who I know, so I'm guessing he was just being lazy. This was the first time I left this place without spending money. I highly doubt I will return which is sad for me to say because I have been going there for years. If I do return, It will be during a weekend night.
12 yrs ago
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Palace In the Pines
4040 McCartney Rd Lowellville, OH 44436
So I went to the palace...
So I went to the palace last Friday night to hang out. After hanging out in the front for a two beers, I headed off into the back for some fun. Everyone here know the drill, so I won't go into that. However, this was pretty interesting and worth sharing. I bought four dances from Marilyn while i was there. She took me in the back and immediately asked me if I wanted any extras. Now, normally I would be all for this, but the dickhead manager was making several trips into the back tonight from what I had noticed and decided against it. I told her not here, but if some takeout was available I would be all for it. She seemed thrown back and asked again, and I repeated my answer. She seemed shocked by this and didn't know what to do. She asked me what I wanted and I told her a dance here and if she was interested in take out then I was down with that. She was persistent and kept stick shifting me. After the second song she asked if I reconsidered and I told her no. She then reached inside my pants and started giving me a HJ. She asked me if I liked it and I said yeah. She then told me she wanted to suck it, and I again said not here...but OTC I would be all for it. During this time, said dickhead manager had walked back there three times calling for other girls and looked in on me once. I didn't see Eva working, and none of the girls were stick shifting at the stage. I and only speculating that someone got caught recently. But she kept telling me she never got caught. This is the part where I had to laugh. After the fourth song, I tipped her $10. Her response was: "is that all I am worth to you? I usually get $40 for playing with it." I laughed and said I never asked you to do that and she looked at me and called me an asshole. I was like whatever. I knew she was one of the girls who offered it, but I never seen a girl so hell bent on delivering. If you are looking for a guaranteed extra, and don't mind the lack of privacy, then Marilyn is your girl.
12 yrs ago
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Obsessions Cabaret
3663 US-60 Barboursville, WV 25504
I was in Huntington for a...
I was in Huntington for a weekend for a concert, and thought I would check out the local scene. I hit this club first on a Friday night. I have to admit, I was a leery when I had to walk through a metal detector upon entering. The cover was $10 and they had beer specials (Bud and Bud Light for $1 this night). What I liked was pop and water was free. Being a non-drinker, I really appreciated that. I sat at the bar and scoped the scene. I have to admit, the inside of the club look very nice, and had a pretty descent decor. There were 10 girls working that night. Most of them 6s and 7s. There was one 9...Holly was her name. And two girls who needed to find a new line of work. There was a stage in the middle of the room and the girls did three song sets. There was a curtain a few of the girls did swing back and forth on. There were two girls who put on a good stage show. I was there about 15 minutes and a young lady joined me at the bar. Kat told me all about herself. She spent a good 30 minutes telling me about her two kids, her baby daddy drama, and what she wanted to do. One thing she didn't bring up was a private dance. She got up and walked away and I didn't see her again. Within another 20 minutes, I was joined by another young lady. Her name escapes me at this time. However, she was very attractive, and was pleasant to talk to. We got to know each other over about a half hour. Again, we talked about everything but a private dance. I was starting to wonder. I took a seat at the stage for about an hour and went through the rotation. The girls pick their own music from a jukebox with no DJ. I heard a nice assortment of old rock, new rock, r and b, and country. I was about to call it a night when I was joined by Polly. We talked for a bit and got acquainted. She then asked me if anyone had given me the dance prices. I told her know, and what I had gone through. She gave me the rundown. $50 for three songs, $100 for 7 and $250 for an hour. She also told me it was cash only for dances and no credit cards. I got the 7 for $100 and we went upstairs. Being I had never been her before, I let her take the lead. She was very hands on, with lots of stick shifting, and kissing. She put my hands at various places on her. Everything but her kitty was touched by me. When we were done, I tipped her and we walked back downstairs. I did see another patron getting a HJ as we were leaving. I imagine extras are available depending on the girl. So, if I am in town again, I think I would stop in her again. However, if I learned anything, it is to be more agressive when wanting a dance. I am so used to girls chasing me down, and being the aggressor that this totally blew my mind. I guess it must be a West Virginia thing.