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Reviews

review
published 4 mos ago
Guranteed Fun
reviewed by
NJBalla

7.0

Ive probably reviewed this club 20 times over the past years. Its probably the only club I still go to, but I like to post new intel for those interested and also to guage the…

review
published 8 mos ago
Always a fun time
reviewed by
NJBalla

8.3

Dont visit here as much as I used to but needed a cold drink and conversation and stopped by. Headed on over around the time of shift change ~8 pm. Paid 10 a jack and…

review
published 9 mos ago
A Club Designed by someone with ADHD
reviewed by
NJBalla

6.0

Ill begin with Torpodeos has been a club ive been circling for years. Always heard they have a nice stable of brazilians who offer some mileage but with Clancys and parlors nearby I never saw…

review
published 11 mos ago
An Old Reliable
reviewed by
NJBalla

6.0

Stopped by this place recently again. My main course of action these days is a comfortable hotel room or inviting a friend over for dinner and fun, but didn't have the time to plan much…

review
published 1 yr ago
A Strong Plan D
reviewed by
NJBalla

6.3

I used to be a frequent visitor of this place, but rarely visit anymore. It's a bit too far of a drive and although the mileage is great the allure of a romp in a…

review
published 1 yr ago
Not as bad as reviews suggest, UTR spot for takeout
reviewed by
NJBalla

5.7

I have been to many clubs in NJ, but this was my first time here. Met some friends for dinner in ironbound and thought id stop in as this place. I'd always heard about it,…

review
published 1 yr ago
As much fun as you can have in a club without morning after regrets
reviewed by
NJBalla

9.7

I stop by this place routinely again. The Latina parlor market isn't what it used to be and I dont have the time to research for guranteed fun. So I have since been coming back…

review
published 1 yr ago
Spent a total of 8 minutes in the bar
reviewed by
NJBalla

6.0

I have been to many NJ bars in my time and one of the things that I have learned over the years is to try some places I dismissed where there is a lot of…

review
published 1 yr ago
The New Bottoms Up....but with a touch of Class
reviewed by
NJBalla

9.3

First of all shame on you guys for not reviewing this place more. My guess is the drive through paterson to get here is scary for some or most dont want to ruin a good…

review
published 1 yr ago
Trainwreck theatre
reviewed by
NJBalla

4.0

Have a few friends who work here and decided to stop by. Never again. Its located in what appears to be the downtown area of hackensack. Like many areas in NJ it seems to be…

review
published 1 yr ago
Meh
reviewed by
NJBalla

5.7

I rarely go to strip clubs anymore and Johnny A's was my Plan G or H for the day. In hindsight I should gone to the golf course or taken a road trip. My Plan…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Good Spot Before Dropping Your Rental Car before a Flight
reviewed by
NJBalla

6.7

I came here to see a friend from another club who said she was leaving the country last month. Any other reason I wouldn't come. Not that I don't like the club, but its not…