A Club Designed by someone with ADHD

Ill begin with Torpodeos has been a club ive been circling for years. Always heard they have a nice stable of brazilians who offer some mileage but with Clancys and parlors nearby I never saw the need to make the drive for nothing more than a handshake. I was in the area one night and had a lot of fun the day before at a parlor so I decided whats the worst that could happen. Popped addy in my GPS and headed over.

Its on a mildy commercial section of bound brook. Lots of latin stores around and the club isnt hidden at all but its the type of neighborhood where going to a club seems like a common place to wind down.Stepped in not knowing what to expect. I will say, as you can tell by my review history I have been to the majortity of clubs in NJ so it takes a lot to bewilder me but this place sure did. It's like it was designed by someone who went to many clubs and instead of creating thier own type of atmosphere just decided to blend every club in NJ together. You have part of the club a U circle bar around a stage with seats, another section with highboy chairs and TVs near pool tables, a Lapdance area, some sort of cage VIP, and lots of space which doesnt make for an intimate atmosphere. Meh I thought and grabbed a seat at the bar. There were about 12 girls on shift. Mostly 4s and 5s brazilians. One or two 7s who reeked of golden pussy syndrome because the other girls werent as hot. 3 dance on stage for 5 minutes before they come down and circle by twice for tips. The circling by for tips twice was a bit annoying as I would have preferred to pay them twice, but I dont think most girls here make money dancing so they need to find a way to keep them happy.

Beer was around $6-8 and I was burning through singles so quickly that I gave in an asked a girl for a dance. Fair skin brazilian with small top and fat ass, just the way I like. She took me to the lap dance area. 20 dollars per song in the open or $100 for 5 songs in VIP. Probably one of the worst lap dance rooms in NJ and again i have seen many. Its about 8 stalls lined in an L and theres a guy giving out large laminated pages to the girls based on how much you pay. He also had 10 small timers on a table. Im all for giving guys a job but in this day but I think clubs should stop hiring dancer timer guys. Let the girls time the songs and keep the lapdance section dark and discreet. Getting lapdances in what looks like a tavern with a guy who is pretending not to pay attention can be a buzzkill. The VIP isnt really VIP at all. Its some sort of cage with a little bit more discreetness. I guess a dancer can angle herself if she wants but the guy is within earshot. Extras at Johnny A's or liberal dances at Clancys is definitely more enjoyable.