Reviews by NJBalla

Ive probably reviewed this club 20 times over the past years. Its probably the only club I still go to, but I like to post new intel for those interested and also to guage the…

Dont visit here as much as I used to but needed a cold drink and conversation and stopped by. Headed on over around the time of shift change ~8 pm. Paid 10 a jack and…

Ill begin with Torpodeos has been a club ive been circling for years. Always heard they have a nice stable of brazilians who offer some mileage but with Clancys and parlors nearby I never saw…

Stopped by this place recently again. My main course of action these days is a comfortable hotel room or inviting a friend over for dinner and fun, but didn't have the time to plan much…

I used to be a frequent visitor of this place, but rarely visit anymore. It's a bit too far of a drive and although the mileage is great the allure of a romp in a…

I have been to many clubs in NJ, but this was my first time here. Met some friends for dinner in ironbound and thought id stop in as this place. I'd always heard about it,…

I stop by this place routinely again. The Latina parlor market isn't what it used to be and I dont have the time to research for guranteed fun. So I have since been coming back…

I have been to many NJ bars in my time and one of the things that I have learned over the years is to try some places I dismissed where there is a lot of…

First of all shame on you guys for not reviewing this place more. My guess is the drive through paterson to get here is scary for some or most dont want to ruin a good…

Have a few friends who work here and decided to stop by. Never again. Its located in what appears to be the downtown area of hackensack. Like many areas in NJ it seems to be…

I rarely go to strip clubs anymore and Johnny A's was my Plan G or H for the day. In hindsight I should gone to the golf course or taken a road trip. My Plan…

I came here to see a friend from another club who said she was leaving the country last month. Any other reason I wouldn't come. Not that I don't like the club, but its not…

I unfortunately dont use club as much as I used to for reasons I can explain in private messages. But once a season when I get the itch I always go to clancys. The setup…

I dont club as much as I used to, but I have made a few visits here in the past months and wanted to post a quick review to close off a great 2022. Clancys…

So, I've been pretty hard on this club in the past few months, but some PMs have given me advice and I started to visit at a different time. Im only free Saturday nights recently…

Spur of the moment visit for me. After Bottoms Up closed this place became one of top 3 options for no hassle, cost effective "dances" with above average latinas. I didn't stop by in some…

Sighs, just when I was out, they pulled me back in.... So lets face it gents NJ clubs suck today. Gone are the good value, high mileage, beautiful options. A lot of the girls…

This may be my last or close to one of my last reviews on this site. Its been a ride but I'm its time. Anyways stopped by here recently as I didn't want to dice…

There are a few clubs in NJ that I couldn't recommend, but I visit anyways. This is one of them. My first 2 visits here were 10 years ago, back when they had no private…

NJ after COVID has been a shit show if you preference is latinas. Gone are the days of Cabaret, Bottoms Up, and economical visits at VIPs. However, I have had good rapport with a few…

As I've told many people on this board im slowly winding down my clubbing and planning to retire by this fall. Johnny A's is one of my favorites to let off some steam. I wasnt…

Hard day of work and felt a strong need to get the poison out. Read about the extras at this place and decided it was worth the 45 min drive. I haven't been in Paterson…

When I walked into Clancys that Friday night it was easily 25 guys for 6 girls. Now my first thought was wow this was a sausage fest, but these girls knew how to work a…

It was a Friday night and I was in the mood for some Brazilian. Had some fun with one of my favs here right when this place operated as a kind of speakeasy. I saw…

So i've cut back on the amount of times I club or also the places I go to. I barely have time to go out and it seems many clubs have cover charges which limits…