lotush

I love dancers who drink.

Reviews by lotush

• review

  3 years ago
  Bobby's Bar

  Melrose Park, Illinois
  Hidden Gem

  This is; frienly wait staff and the men at the bar are friendly as well. You can actually get higher milage here than an actual strip club with the right girl which is the...
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  3 years ago

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  BigMike78
• review

  3 years ago
  Bobby's Bar

  Melrose Park, Illinois
  Friendly And Entertaining

  Long time patrons of Bobby's complain they no longer do lap dances, but I really like this place. The girls do massages which is no big deal, but they are all friendly and good...
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  3 years ago

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  nickg6
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  3 years ago
  Heavenly Bodies

  Elk Grove Village, Illinois
  I'm Not Dead Yet; In Fact I'm Getting Better!

  Well, no masks required if you can produce a Covid vaccination card! I went around 7 PM and stayed until 1 AM and it was really fun. The dancers seemed hotter than usual which...
  Comments: 1

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  3 years ago

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  lotush
• review

  4 years ago
  Heavenly Bodies

  Elk Grove Village, Illinois
  Back To The Old Days?

  I went to the club on a Friday evening after about a year absence and I was quite surprised. The place was packed! It was almost like the "old days" when people actually went...
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  4 years ago

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  Chastitychi
• review

  4 years ago
  Heavenly Bodies

  Elk Grove Village, Illinois
  Back In Business

  My first visit after reopening! It's certainly different; metal detector at the door, they take your temp and tell you the rules, which are masks when you walk around or at the stage but...
• review

  5 years ago
  Heavenly Bodies

  Elk Grove Village, Illinois
  A New Hope?

  Maybe things are looking up? Tues afternoon can be pretty dead, but they had a few girls working so I wasn't starved for company. That being said, there were some (new to me) dancers...
• review

  12 years ago
  Heavenly Bodies

  Elk Grove Village, Illinois
  Mondays are not great days if...

  Mondays are not great days if you want to see a lot of girls; the place was pretty empty. The advantage of that was if you DO like one of them, she'll be grateful...
• review

  12 years ago
  Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

  South Elgin, Illinois
  This place has a bad reputation,...

  This place has a bad reputation, and it's not THAT bad IMO. No liquor is a bummer, especially with the cheap drinks their competitors have. It should be a nude club to set it...
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  12 years ago
  Heavenly Bodies

  Elk Grove Village, Illinois
  Something new! When dancers come up...

  Something new! When dancers come up to you, they are now required to straddle one of your legs and sit down to chat for 30 seconds. They even had an instructional video to teach...
• review

  12 years ago
  Heavenly Bodies

  Elk Grove Village, Illinois
  A slow Wed; day times can...

  A slow Wed; day times can be hit or miss. Luckily for me my ATF was there but no other familiar faces outside of a gaggle of rather frumpy looking dancers. What's with these...
• review

  12 years ago
  Heavenly Bodies

  Elk Grove Village, Illinois
  I visit HB from time to...

  I visit HB from time to time and sometimes it's full of great girls and sometimes it can be pretty dead. This isn't a club for extras, but the good dancers get the job...
• review

  12 years ago
  Heavenly Bodies

  Elk Grove Village, Illinois
  Went in Wed afternoon as usual...

  Went in Wed afternoon as usual and it was fairly dead unfortunately. Must have been a lot of girls were on holiday. None of my go-to girls were there and neither was my ATF....
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  12 years ago
  Heavenly Bodies

  Elk Grove Village, Illinois
  Not a lot of people or...

  Not a lot of people or dancers yesterday afternoon. My ATF wasn't there so I thought it would be fun to try some new girls. Unfortunately the pickings were very slim! Most girls were...
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  12 years ago
  Admiral Theatre

  Chicago, Illinois
  Not your average club, being an...

  Not your average club, being an old theater. Seating is around the main stage with other nooks by the DJ booth. Full nude and BYOB. The girls are outstanding looking but very low mileage...
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  12 years ago
  Heavenly Bodies

  Elk Grove Village, Illinois
  I like that HB has always...

  I like that HB has always had a variety of girls, and thus a variety of music. My ATF and I both like metal, but I've noticed metal was in very short supply recently,...
• review

  12 years ago
  Heavenly Bodies

  Elk Grove Village, Illinois
  Went in Fri to see my...

  Went in Fri to see my regular; a hot time as always! When a dancer gets to know you, it's really much better than a new girl because she knows what you like, how...
• review

  12 years ago
  Heavenly Bodies

  Elk Grove Village, Illinois
  Went in last Friday afternoon and...

  Went in last Friday afternoon and was happy to see the usual dancers. Turnover is always an issue with clubs in general and HB is no exception. There are several afternoon girls that have...
• review

  12 years ago
  Heavenly Bodies

  Elk Grove Village, Illinois
  Nice variety of girls. Great value...

  Nice variety of girls. Great value in VIP or Champagne rooms. Stick with the older more experience girls as they know how to grind; the newbies can be annoying. Ask them how long they...