Comments by hardware

I've gotten good mileage at Union Jacks. I think a good indicator of mileage is how much attention a dancer pays to you if you tip at the rail - dancing 30 seconds facing you = probably not so good; dropping down and hooking her legs over your shoulders for 30 seconds = probably pretty good mileage. I did receive one hint from a regular on mileage which does seem to have proven correct - if a dancer is comfortable enough to lightly play with her pussy on stage, she tends to give better mileage on PDs than dancers who don't. If you're really interested in some decent mileage however, I'd suggest driving 2 hours south and sample the clubs in Springfield.

"How do they get around Portland city ordinances?! " The state of Oregon, God bless it, has very ROBUST free speech protections!

Average in Oregon is $20 for nude. A few places go $35 or $40.

BLOODY VIKINGS!!!

I, for one, have always been a fan of birth-control!

This is so much at variance from the past several reviews and it is the reviewers first... Go figure.

This review is pretty contrary to almost all of the other reviews.

Good info! Always nice to get feedback from a known quantity!

Glad you finally made it to Springfield!

Amazingly hot dancers...

As an adder - when I was in, a dancer told me the Champagne Room runs $175 for it and the dancer for 30 minutes. I have not tried it myself.

It is important here to ask how much the dancer's drink is before you buy! Last time I was in, I got lucky - my dancer's drinks were only $6!

"I watched a guy buy many dances for his wife or SO one time. She started out being self-conscious, but the dancer kept going and after about the third song, it was one of the hottest things I had ever seen. And the guy kept buying, so of course we all had to keep watching. Has Mrs. mOOtpoint thought about dancing, too? I mean on the dancer, turning the tables. I wasn't thinking about a four-way, but now that you mention it. . . " I had a similar experience at a club the the other day - I actually debated tipping the customer as well as the dancer...