Reviews by captainfun

This is the only club in Bloomington. About a mile from the Indiana University campus. Based on prior reviews, my expectations were relatively low. The vibe inside was hard to pinpoint. People were generally friendly…

I was intrigued by the $5 dances so decided to check this club out on a trip from Baltimore to D.C.. In a word.....unspectacular. The location itself is fine but unusual. As others have noted,…

Came to this place immediately after Sinsaysionals. This place is a step up from the prior one but not a big one. They had an off duty cop sitting in his squad car working security…

Visited Cheeks for the first time a few weeks ago. For my taste the layout and decor was about perfect for a SC - not too clubby, not trying to be a sports bar, spread…

Visited this place on a recent Saturday night. The outside is nothing special and parking in the main lot is limited. Inside, the place is big, really big. Beers are $1.50 and cover was $5…

Recently went to PoleKatz for the first time. If visiting Chicago, keep in mind that SC options in the city are scarce. The better options are too far to visit if you don't have a…

While I didn't "score" this club a 9 or higher in any category it is about as good as any place that I've been to in a while. I am reserving 9s and 10s for…

Downtown KC really doesn't have many options for SCs. Given that there is not a lot of competition, Bazooka's does somewhat stand out from the crowd. It is does not serve alcohol which makes it…

Others have mentioned this on previous reviews of Columbus area clubs but I must once again declare that Columbus area clubs just don't get it. I have been to Centerfold's, Sirens, Kahoots and now CG.…

I've been to this club a few times over the past several years. The area isn't great so keep your wits about you. The club inside is fine, but not great. The main floor area…

I had read numerous reviews about Hip Huggers and it struck me as a gem that is not to be missed. On a recent work road trip I decided to deviate from the most direct…

This club is well south of Chicago. If you are staying near O'hare or downtown Chicago and you are not from the Chicago area, prepare for a trek to get there. The area near the…

PT's is across the street from Roxy's and Bottoms Up and the Pink Slip are around the corner. You could camp out at these four clubs for a couple of nights and have a good…

The Pink Slip is one of a few clubs that I've visited that it feels like you could be on the receiving end of a stray bullet. The club is on the "wrong side of…

This club is in the far south suburbs of Chicago. Sketchy neighborhood but not awful. Small parking lot but you can also park across the street. Not sure how safe your car is over there…

I had a former work associate that is from Columbus who used to rave about the SCs in the area. I don't get it. I've been to the "top rated" clubs there now in Kahoots,…

Medioce scene at Centerfolds near the airport so I schleped to Sirens. Not the best move. I arrived around 10 pm on a Wednesday nite. The goon at the door asked for my ID and…

This club is nice - not over the top clubby, but clean and above average - clean, nice, safe. Hot latina collected my $5 (I think) cover. Rail drinks were on special for $4 and…

After going to Chritie's I feel like I should go back to every prior review and change it to lower the quality of the club by a point or two. This place is big, clean…

This club is located in West Allis, WI about 15 miles west of downtown Milwaukee. I haven't been to a ton of strip clubs in Wisconsin but those that I have been to, aren't great.…

After a disappointing visit to Scores down the block I stumbled into this joint. Vintage New Orleans - damp, smoky and a little dirty. It was late and I was loaded. No cover charge, I…

This is one of the nicer physical clubs on Bourbon Street. I entered around 2 am on a Wednesday nite. Still a respectable number of customers and dancers given the time of nite. No cover…

This club is south of the airport in Dayton but north of the city. The club itself is pretty decent. The outside is dated but the parking lot is big and well lit and the…

The physical location of the club is fine. It is in a shopping center area (there's a Subway and a slot machine retail place across the parking lot). Cover was $5 which I was a…

Had an opportunity to be near Kalamazoo so I made the effort to visit Angels. A friend who is from Kalamazoo swore by it and guaranteed a great time. I arrived around 4 pm on…