This is one of the nicer...

This is one of the nicer physical clubs on Bourbon Street. I entered around 2 am on a Wednesday nite. Still a respectable number of customers and dancers given the time of nite. No cover charge. Ordered a $8 domestic beer and sat down. You can smoke inside throughout New Orleans which is nice if that's your thing. I made eye contact with a nice looking black girl and she promptly came over. She seemed nice, good, though fake, rack and a decent face. She easily convinced me to go upstairs for a $40 dance. While that's about twice as much as I'd like to pay for a dance, "when in Rome"........so I paid the tool collecting money and headed upstairs to the private couches. She danced on me for about 40 seconds, the song ended and asked if I'd like another. I was so wasted and put off that I just left without even making a fuss about one of the lamest excuses for a lap dance that I had ever received. I promptly exited and stumbled down the block to Temptations.