Reviews by InTheCut

…then this is the place. No cover mid-afternoon. I was approached by a gorgeous dark-skinned Cubana (so she said) within a minute of sitting down at the bar. I got a $6 Mich Ultra.…

…If You Can’t See Her? This place really is more cabaret than strip club. That’s ok, I suppose. Most of the dancers didn’t take anything off. The ones that did didn’t reveal much more than what…

Stopped by here to satisfy my curiosity about this place once and for all. It promotes itself online as being a country-rock club but it was all hip hop on this night. Got the pat down…

Grandview Live must be Volusia’s 7-up club. All the dancers were attractive to gorgeous. They open at 3. Got there a little before 7, no cover, still trying to find a decent day shift on…

Got there about 10:30 PM on a Friday night. $10 cover. The stage is behind you as you pay. There were 3 dancers seated at a table as I walked in. I smiled at one.…

Finally made it to Scarlett’s since the shutdown and the re-model, but first . . . After mainly visiting upper and mid-tier clubs for a while I got the itch to do some diving. I went…

Started at Atlantis. Got there a little after 5. No cover. $5 orange and pineapple juice without alcohol. Took a seat to check out the stage. About 8 girls. Latina and Anglo. Sexy white girl,…

As I was walking to the door there was an attractive female, ostensibly a dancer, walking out to her car in one of those long dresses (maybe she forgot her g-string). I took it as…

Stopped in on a Friday late afternoon. Was quickly approached by a MILF-y Latina. Eventually got some dances from her. They were ok enough, I guess, not the mileage I’ve experienced before here but not…

Had to be in the area a few weeks in the Spring, April or so of this year. This happened: Stopped in on a Tuesday afternoon. Usual assortment of day shift girls. One voluptuous girl, says…

Got there about 5:30. No cover before 8. $5 for a juice drink. They do serve alcohol. The girls are gorgeous, that’s for sure. The all have that model look. I don’t think there was anything…

For a while there I thought this was going to be a club where the dancers attach themselves to a particular guy and pretty much stick with that guy. They eventually got up and moved…

Got there at about 1 a.m. after deciding to make the trek from Bottoms Up. $5 cover. A nice, cute MILF with what looked to be a pair of nice naturals introduced herself. Sweetheart, a…

Got there a little after 8 p.m. $10 cover. $4.50 Bud Light. Hot bartender. There was a large woman on stage. I mean LARGE. If you’re into the big girls then you will LOVE her.…

The stage is now an octagon in the middle of the room. Got there at about 9 p.m. $5 cover. $4 Bud Light. Stayed until about 1:30 a.m. The later it got the livelier it…

Lollipop’s turned into my go-to club when I had to be in the area. It was down then up then back down again. A previous review talked about it being down. Then it was up, On one…

About a month ago I took a trip down US 19 in Pasco and stopped at every SC from ICON down to highway 60 where I turned left and went to Scarlet’s, my go-to club.…

Part strip club, part truck stop, part greasy spoon. There were 4 girls working this Monday afternoon, 3 Anglo (a tall skinny one and 2 a bit on the thicker side) and a curvy Latina,…

That may be the most noticeable change in the place. There’s a lot that’s been made about the new ownership and all. I had an enjoyable time this Sunday afternoon. No cover if you’re there…

...but I made it back to Scarlett's after a bit of a hiatus. It didn't quite feel like old times but it wasn't a bad visit either. The girls were friendly overall but I wasn't…

There seemed to be a new energy and some hot new dancers on this Friday afternoon trip to the ol’ IR. There was a nice mix of old and new faces. So one of the…

Quick trip to the beach. Quick trip to Inner Room. And a quick review. Usual assortment of girls, something for everyone. Mimi sat her neurotic ass down at the bar next to me and…

The cover was $5 at a little after 4 in the afternoon. Paid $6 dollars for a Red Bull and Cranberry juice. The was a nice mix of girls of various ethnicities, but mostly white. The…

I was driving down OBT (Orange Blossom Trail for you out-of-towners) one night and noticed there were cars parked essentially wherever a car could be parked. The next time the occasion occurred to pass that…

…decided to give the clubs in Whorelando a go for a spell rather than burn up the highway between Cocoa Beach and Tampa. Dancer’s Royale (and Rachel’s, both of them) is the stop for beauty. I’ve…