If You Like Hot Latinas…

…then this is the place. No cover mid-afternoon. I was approached by a gorgeous dark-skinned Cubana (so she said) within a minute of sitting down at the bar. I got a $6 Mich Ultra. She started giving me lap dances asking for “teeps.” Between my limited Spanish, her limited English, a translator app, and a calculator we were able to communicate. It became apparent, despite trying to tell her that I just wanted to relax for a bit, that I was her mark and she wasn’t going anywhere. A survey of the room revealed that there wasn’t anything else objectively more appealing (and they are all appealing), I gave the bar maid $20 for the room (there is a larger room available for $40) and off we went. It was a good time. As an aside, I don’t have a problem with a woman deciding to enhance her body but perhaps she should wait until she is fully healed before returning to work. Perhaps.

I then took a stroll about a mile down the street to check out Teasers. I spotted 3 pleasingly plump strippers and 2 skinny ones sitting at the bar interacting with regulars, I suppose. And one obese bartender. All African-American. I went back to PP.

It’s all there. I can’t imagine anything in Havana or Tijuana or Juarez being more interesting but you can decide for yourself.