What Good is a Beautiful Woman…

…If You Can’t See Her?

This place really is more cabaret than strip club. That’s ok, I suppose. Most of the dancers didn’t take anything off. The ones that did didn’t reveal much more than what you’d see at a beach or on a web site that doesn’t do full nudity.

But (most of) you know that. It’s Orlando. It’s a pasties club. The dancers are gorgeous, made up nicely. That’s about it. Except… they’ve added ways to separate you from your money.