Reviews

If you're into rap and hip-hop you might like Yellow Row. I visited on a Thursday night an I'm not a fan that type of music. The vibe is certainly a rap/hip-hop club which…

I've been going to P10 regularly for over 15 years. I can honestly say that my last visit was the first time I've enjoyed an evening there in over 10 years. Of all…

I really had high hopes for "Down In Texas Saloon". But alas it was just a pipe dream. I had to admit that I was so wrong about the prospects for the club.…

This review is not necessarily about one particular night at P10, but instead its a review about my visits on Saturday afternoons over the past few months.

There's a nice little secret about Perfect 10 that…

I decided to give this place a check out. I was expecting the worse and my expectations were meet. First and most importantly the dancers were shit. They were mostly fat "Fantasia…

For years afternoons at Perfect 10 was something special. However like practically every other strip club in Austin it has fallen victim to ghetto ass thug rap and thug R&B. On my last…

Expose' likes to present itself as club a rock music strip club with thin white girls. Nothing could be further from the truth. Expose' like most of Austin's strip club is just another…

Palazio is possibly the last non-urban rap/hip-hop club in Austin. Of course that's only if it matters to you. I'm not a customer who frequents strip clubs for extras, so dancer looks, personality…

I've given great reviews for DIT Saloon. But when I did it was because they had apparently coaxed some very hot girls to dance there (I don't know if they were paying them under…

Mostly 'hood dancers. And it's mostly the same 'hood dancers that have destroyed all the other day shift strip clubs in Austin. They've just nestled into the last remaining club known for its…

Of the dozen or so strip clubs in Austin, Palazio remains the last of them that I would call an upscale strip club. Fewer thug ho dancers (which permeates the majority of Austin…

Palazio is considered the "upscale" strip club of Austin. Last time I lived in Austin I frequented the club a lot. But it is pretty much a rap/hip-hop club now. Its now…