Comments by johnsonj

Fine and useful review. Doesn’t sound like a club worth going to. But, Charlotte’s is not close to the Tampa International Airport. There are 5 well known strip clubs close to each other within 5 minutes of the airport. Mons, 2001, Scores, Dollhouse and Penthouse. Charlottes was an interesting choice.

Thanks for the intel. I am going to be in flying into Vegas Wednesday night and will be solo for a night so might check it out. We usually go to the Rhino once for happy hour on Vegas trips but not late night.

This review can't be for CHIII across the street from Allegiant Stadium. CHIII is topless, serves alcohol and is open 24-hours. The review should be removed.

I lived in Manhattan from 2003 to 2020. I still visit for work. This is where a one -bedroom apartment is $4,000 a month rent. Of course VIP is expensive at every strip club in Manhattan including Rick's. That is the market. What Rick's is good for is happy hour which is $8 drinks including MaCallan 12 and Whistlepig 10. That is much less than any bar around strip club or not. We would often go there after work and I have been a few times this year visiting. 5pm to 7pm would is a good time. But yes, it is expensive for VIP and you're not probably going to get what you think you will in VIP. Happy hour and move on. Nighttime more expensive and the same experience. I think Sapphires 39 is better option at night. Can get some better quality lapdances there in some of the corners. Once again, expensive VIP but on the rare occasion I indulged it was good.

Oz (Clearwater). Topless and alcohol. Hottest dancers generally. Extra menu a bit more costly but fun even without that. Bare Assets (Pasco). Nude and alcohol. Local bar feel. Hit and miss but full menu. 30-to-40 minutes from Tampa. Atlantis (Clearwater). Topless and alcohol. Sure thing and attractive Cubans. Penthouse Club. Pasties and alcohol. Hot ladies but more of a party scene. Good eye candy and okay lapdances nothing extra. But fun vibe. Generally good for group of guys after steak dinner nearby and not looking to go across the bay to Clearwater. Mons. Nude and no alcohol. Living off last century reputation. For amateurs not seasoned strip clubbers. 2001. Nude and no alcohol. The worst. But great invesment for its owners who still continue to profit off drunken nitwits from cover charges and dance and dancer fees. But not a place for a strip club connoisseur.

I also agree and have had the same experience. I have been two times this year in the late afternoon and at night and generally get ignored by the dancers even though I tip the dancers on stage. Dancers either with regulars or must not like the look of groomed and wearing a golf shirt customer that appears to have money to spend. Better to look grungy and drunk at this place.

I don’t think the reviewer used TUSCL to search the best clubs in the Clearwater area. Oz one of the most reviewed and highly rated clubs on this site is 10-minutes away from pathetic Sinsations. Diamond Dolls and Atlantis also close by.

Good point on the cops across the street. They will do that at all three of the strip clubs in Cocoa Beach. And there are only two causeways off the island from clubs so will sit there too. Lots of bars in general in Cocoa Beach so cops out in force as closing time approaches. I prefer the Cocoa Beach clubs in late afternoon early evening anyhow. I had a dancer at Dancers Royale tell me they breathalyzer them before letting them leave at closing.

Accurate review! And yes, they’re happy hour is better than regular bars around there. You can get a Macallan 12 for $8 and see some tits and ass.

Sounds like maybe you bought a bottle of Clase Azul. That was an expensive seat. There is a long bar to the right of the main stage with maybe 20 bar stools and standing room if you are on your own. The dancers will hit you up at bar too. Sounds like you had fun in VIP so that was good. I have had fun in VIP at CHIII before but it has been a while. When visiting Vegas now days, I prefer late afternoon early evening Rhino before 8pm. Happy hour pricing on drinks and bottles and ladies not in full on late night vulture mode yet.

A stopped here at night once when passing by. The reviewer is pretty accurate that this place is a disappointment but that is par for the course for Daytona Beach clubs.

Scandals was always fun night and day bartenders and dancers. Too bad it got gentrified out of of neighborhood.

Short review but useful to know that this place is still a waste of time so thanks Maz.

Good review but this might be the only review of Cheetah Pompano that ever says “ Mileage is decent but nothing crazy”. 😂. Behind the curtains is a whole other world.

I think you are single handedly keeping strippers in Fort Myers in the money and having a good time doing it.

Great review!!! Just got around to reading it. The upstairs VIP is definitely worth the $20 or so extra dollars. Quieter and feels more private up there.

Rick’s owns Hoops and generally Rick’s has more hands on action than Hoops.

An odd review. As doctorevil pointed out, there are no VIP rooms at Lido just a big lap dance room with miniature couches. I have never had a dancer offer $150 for 15-minutes of “VIP” lap dances there and if one did she is trying to rip you off as songs are 3-to-4 minutes so $20 lap dances would cost you $100 max for 15-minutes. I will give Robot2023 the benefit of the doubt that this is a real and maybe his is just confused but I am skeptical. Scrubbie may be right.

Hopefully everyone stays safe in their pursuits. Tijuana currently has the highest per capita murder rate in the world at 138 per 100,000. I think the takeaway from this excellent review is don’t get too comfortable in your surroundings even in what is a perceived safe area.

I think this review got approved by the same folks that fall for Nigerian bank email scams. Clearly a club ad!

Scrubby may be correct that this is a BS review, but Cheetah Pompano is always a MUST GO PLACE for strip club connoisseurs.

I hope Scrubby was drinking and mongering at Oz when he labelled my Rhino review Shill or Club Ad although I disappointingly did not receive the coveted Club Ad of the Day Award. That being said, a solid and accurate review and good that he is enjoying sampling titties outside of the desert.

Solid review! Orlando as we all know on this site is not good for strip clubs so options are limited. Better to drive to Cocoa or Tampa area. I would not go to Le Palace at night. It is a sketchy crime ridden area after dark and as Wasted described it is a very small club. But I have occasionally gone on a weekend around 4/5pm if I feel like titties and ass after golf and a burger at Twin Peaks. At that time, you can park by the club, sit at the bar and if you find a girl you like the booths are free as long as you are ordering drinks. The early girls seem to like to drink and hang out in between being on stage. They are hot and mostly AA as Wasted said. Some Latina. The customers more mixed race and middle age at that time. Worst case a few cold beers, watch strippers in thongs but pasties work the pole and swinging hoop on stage and head out. Orlando is 95% bland or bad strip club experiences and I generally don’t even waste my time. But I have had some luck at Le Palace early although would not recommend going out of your way for it but it might scratch the strip club itch mildly.

Agreed. The three Cocoa Beach clubs are a good value and surprisingly good looking ladies and variety. Their lap dance only not extra clubs but fun for what they are. But if you are there at night and drinking be very careful and sober up before driving out.

Uh, if you think Lido has a Vegas style vibe then you have never been to a Vegas strip club. Nor is it classy. It is a locals/tourist lap dance only club with fun dancers, friendly bartenders and affordable drinks. That being said, I like it for what it is and best club in Cocoa Beach at the moment.