Reviews

So had to go to the DMV and good news is I got my license back so see you in the road soon! Afterward stopped by Louie D nice little dive bar been around for…

5 yrs ago1

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, IL

The Return...Blah

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

So I’ve been returning back to the clubs since 7/6. I went a week straight for the week of my birthday and my intention was to head to the south suburbs on Saturday. I changed…

6 yrs ago

Gold Room Chicago

Stone Park, IL

LOOKED THE SAME...STILL A MONEY DRAIN

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

I would have to piggy back off the last review and state I had a similar experience...sort of. First off, hadn’t been to the Gold Room in a while and was kinda missing it. Now…

6 yrs ago

J's Bar & Grill

Northlake, IL

Weird visit but back is reopen

★★★★★★★3.7/10

So this is going to be short but informative...but anyway so I was here about 2 weeks ago and had an extremely extremely good time...extremely...with some chocolate thunder...so I return this Saturday about 6pm...grab a…

6 yrs ago

Sky11

Harvey, IL

Surprisingly Satisfied

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

So I finally went to the new and “improved” Skybox and I was expecting to be completely disappointed but I was surprisingly entertained. First off, it was all to be expected young urban over the…

7 yrs ago

J's Bar & Grill

Northlake, IL

Almost no dancers

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

What’s going on with Js...what time and when do you have to get there to see dancers??? Just blow some time on a Saturday night... I stepped inside and the bar was kinda full but…

7 yrs ago

Jimmy's Gentlemens Club

Chicago Heights, IL

I Think Im Going To Retire In Next 3yrs

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

It’s probably been 20yrs, back when I went to Brazil in 2003, I got the intel for that whole trip online. It went beautifully with no problems. A few years ago it seemed if there…

8 yrs ago2

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, IL

Blah

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I stopped in Carl’s last night for the second weekday in a row (was there last Tuesday). I came in between the change from day shift to night shift (8pm to 10pm). I went to…

8 yrs ago1

Jimmy's Gentlemens Club

Chicago Heights, IL

Typical Visit...good fun

★★★★★★★★★★10.0/10

So I was here last Thursday and it wasn’t anything spectacular that occurred that made me want to write a review but I did gain some insight on how I should do this club. Original…

Gold Room Chicago

Stone Park, IL

More like Silver or Copper club

More like silver or copper club...it just wasn’t enough hot and freaky women for my enjoyment...have gon on a few Friday’s now and it’s been fewer and fewer women with each visit...I’ll have to look…

Gold Room Chicago

Stone Park, IL

Nice return...

At first I thought this was going to be a bad review...the club is kinda pricey from the onset...$10 entry, $5 for an MGD...and two of the long dark haired big booty waitresses wouldn't even…

Jimmy's Gentlemens Club

Chicago Heights, IL

Hit or Miss

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

This was from about a month ago but I thought it was an observation worth mentioning...I was there either on a Thursday or Friday night...and I was trying to run into one or two dancers…

Club O

Homewood, IL

The Return of Club O

★★★★★★★★★★10.0/10

So I started out at Jimmy's and was expecting a good time there but it turned out to be a big zero. I had come the previous week at a different time and saw all…

8 yrs ago1

J's Bar & Grill

Northlake, IL

Daytime selection

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

So I finally ducked my head into the bar to see the daytime action and it was a bit scampy to me. Sometimes when I'm in the area I like to stop in spots to…

Jimmy's Gentlemens Club

Chicago Heights, IL

Weekends or week days

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

To be honest...I think I keep hitting up these spots looking for that night of surprise...where the dancer goes or let's me go further than I ever imagined...OR...the finest new girl I've ever seen walks…

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, IL

The Fight

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

A fight broke out at Carl's on Saturday and the police were walking in as I was walking out. I've said many times that if this were Arnies or The Factory or Red Diamond those…

Club O

Homewood, IL

Back!

I think this club might be back for me...I've gone twice within the last 30 days or so although I may have not written a review...my last visit was New Year's Day about 2am...missed there…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

Overview

This is more of a general overview and assessment of what I've gleemed over say my last 3 visits here and nearby clubs... As I've said previously, I was making this a go to spot and…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

New Beauties

Some new cuties at the club and I will be in the area regularly for the next year...I'm trying to think of the place as the local tavern to justify going there 2-3 nights a…

J's Bar & Grill

Northlake, IL

What's up here...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I was looking and saw my last review for here was Dec. 2015 and I thought that absolutely can't be cause I've been peeking my head in here off and on for a couple of…

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, IL

Go to for area...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Carl's...my go to for the Melrose Rose/Stone Park area...2 things I'd highlight as lessons learned in this review from my last night's adventures...I've started going out to spot during off peak days (sun-wed) to be…