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71 reviews by Spark71

Scores Chicago Strip Club

Stone Park, IL

South to West

6.3/10

So I was in the area taking care of some business. I lived in the west burbs but had to temporarily relocate for work to south subs and I was moving my storage to a…

Spark71Spark71· 11 mos ago 4

Knockouts

Stone Park, IL

Brooklyn in IL

4.3/10

So...and my first complaint is...and I say this as an English Major/wanna be writer... I'm not a fan of the dry, descriptors you all love about the physical aspects of a club most readers probably…

Spark71Spark71· 1 yr ago

Knockouts

Stone Park, IL

It’s Ok

4.0/10

My review is from about a month ago. I’m West located but often visit a few spots south and sometimes when I choose one location, I’ll sit wishing I’d chose the other. Knockouts is a…

Spark71Spark71· 1 yr ago

Gold Room Chicago

Stone Park, IL

Thursday’s No More

7.3/10

So Gold Room Thursday...this is one of two bigger clubs in the Stone Park area, next door sits the second club scores. Both clubs were meant to be more upscale offering $30 dances and tuxedo…

Spark71Spark71· 5 yrs ago 1

Louie's Lounge

Bellwood, IL

Nice Pleasure after Business

9.0/10

So had to go to the DMV and good news is I got my license back so see you in the road soon! Afterward stopped by Louie D nice little dive bar been around for…

Spark71Spark71· 5 yrs ago 1

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, IL

The Return...Blah

7.0/10

So I’ve been returning back to the clubs since 7/6. I went a week straight for the week of my birthday and my intention was to head to the south suburbs on Saturday. I changed…

Spark71Spark71· 5 yrs ago

Gold Room Chicago

Stone Park, IL

LOOKED THE SAME...STILL A MONEY DRAIN

8.0/10

I would have to piggy back off the last review and state I had a similar experience...sort of. First off, hadn’t been to the Gold Room in a while and was kinda missing it. Now…

Spark71Spark71· 6 yrs ago

J's Bar & Grill

Northlake, IL

Weird visit but back is reopen

3.7/10

So this is going to be short but informative...but anyway so I was here about 2 weeks ago and had an extremely extremely good time...extremely...with some chocolate thunder...so I return this Saturday about 6pm...grab a…

Spark71Spark71· 6 yrs ago

Sky11

Harvey, IL

Surprisingly Satisfied

7.3/10

So I finally went to the new and “improved” Skybox and I was expecting to be completely disappointed but I was surprisingly entertained. First off, it was all to be expected young urban over the…

Spark71Spark71· 7 yrs ago 1

J's Bar & Grill

Northlake, IL

Almost no dancers

5.0/10

What’s going on with Js...what time and when do you have to get there to see dancers??? Just blow some time on a Saturday night... I stepped inside and the bar was kinda full but…

Spark71Spark71· 7 yrs ago

Jimmy's Gentlemens Club

Chicago Heights, IL

I Think Im Going To Retire In Next 3yrs

7.0/10

It’s probably been 20yrs, back when I went to Brazil in 2003, I got the intel for that whole trip online. It went beautifully with no problems. A few years ago it seemed if there…

Spark71Spark71· 8 yrs ago 2

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, IL

Blah

6.7/10

I stopped in Carl’s last night for the second weekday in a row (was there last Tuesday). I came in between the change from day shift to night shift (8pm to 10pm). I went to…

Spark71Spark71· 8 yrs ago 1

Jimmy's Gentlemens Club

Chicago Heights, IL

Typical Visit...good fun

10.0/10

So I was here last Thursday and it wasn’t anything spectacular that occurred that made me want to write a review but I did gain some insight on how I should do this club. Original…

Spark71Spark71· 8 yrs ago 2

Gold Room Chicago

Stone Park, IL

More like Silver or Copper club

9.0/10

More like silver or copper club...it just wasn’t enough hot and freaky women for my enjoyment...have gon on a few Friday’s now and it’s been fewer and fewer women with each visit...I’ll have to look…

Spark71Spark71· 8 yrs ago

Gold Room Chicago

Stone Park, IL

Nice return...

9.0/10

At first I thought this was going to be a bad review...the club is kinda pricey from the onset...$10 entry, $5 for an MGD...and two of the long dark haired big booty waitresses wouldn't even…

Spark71Spark71· 8 yrs ago

Jimmy's Gentlemens Club

Chicago Heights, IL

Hit or Miss

6.0/10

This was from about a month ago but I thought it was an observation worth mentioning...I was there either on a Thursday or Friday night...and I was trying to run into one or two dancers…

Spark71Spark71· 8 yrs ago

Club O

Homewood, IL

The Return of Club O

10.0/10

So I started out at Jimmy's and was expecting a good time there but it turned out to be a big zero. I had come the previous week at a different time and saw all…

Spark71Spark71· 8 yrs ago 1

J's Bar & Grill

Northlake, IL

Daytime selection

5.0/10

So I finally ducked my head into the bar to see the daytime action and it was a bit scampy to me. Sometimes when I'm in the area I like to stop in spots to…

Spark71Spark71· 9 yrs ago

Jimmy's Gentlemens Club

Chicago Heights, IL

Weekends or week days

8.0/10

To be honest...I think I keep hitting up these spots looking for that night of surprise...where the dancer goes or let's me go further than I ever imagined...OR...the finest new girl I've ever seen walks…

Spark71Spark71· 9 yrs ago

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, IL

The Fight

8.0/10

A fight broke out at Carl's on Saturday and the police were walking in as I was walking out. I've said many times that if this were Arnies or The Factory or Red Diamond those…

Spark71Spark71· 9 yrs ago

Club O

Homewood, IL

Back!

9.0/10

I think this club might be back for me...I've gone twice within the last 30 days or so although I may have not written a review...my last visit was New Year's Day about 2am...missed there…

Spark71Spark71· 9 yrs ago

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

Overview

9.0/10

This is more of a general overview and assessment of what I've gleemed over say my last 3 visits here and nearby clubs... As I've said previously, I was making this a go to spot and…

Spark71Spark71· 9 yrs ago

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

New Beauties

9.0/10

Some new cuties at the club and I will be in the area regularly for the next year...I'm trying to think of the place as the local tavern to justify going there 2-3 nights a…

Spark71Spark71· 9 yrs ago

J's Bar & Grill

Northlake, IL

What's up here...

6.0/10

I was looking and saw my last review for here was Dec. 2015 and I thought that absolutely can't be cause I've been peeking my head in here off and on for a couple of…

Spark71Spark71· 9 yrs ago

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, IL

Go to for area...

7.0/10

Carl's...my go to for the Melrose Rose/Stone Park area...2 things I'd highlight as lessons learned in this review from my last night's adventures...I've started going out to spot during off peak days (sun-wed) to be…

Spark71Spark71· 9 yrs ago
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