Reviews by MilqueToast
Submit a ReviewDesire
1 Franklin Sq
Providence, RI 02903
Swing and a miss
This is from an unscheduled Tuesday afternoon visit. My expectations were not high, yet the visit still failed to meet them. Desires is arguably the best club in New England, but even it has its…
7 commentslast: 1 yr ago(OldWhiteGuy)
Aug 22, 2024, 7:43 PM
Desire
1 Franklin Sq
Providence, RI 02903
It's a start...
I had the club was open again so I decided to check it out after getting my Covid vax jab. They have added a metal detector to the entrance though I'm not sure what purpose…
5 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(OldWhiteGuy)
Apr 4, 2021, 6:22 PM
Desire
1 Franklin Sq
Providence, RI 02903
Sunday Funday!
-SUMMARY-
Another lovely Sunday visit spent having a few cold beers, watching playoff football, chatting with the friendly bar staff, hawking some stunning eye-candy and enjoying quality time with the very accommodating Polish Princess.
-CLUB PARTICULARS-
Located just…
3 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(vajmon)
Feb 1, 2020, 5:03 PM
Diamond Dolls
1401 N Powerline Rd
Pompano Beach, FL 33069
A good first time in the evening visit.
This was my second visit to DD and first nighttime visit. The club is located on a busy road in your standard south Florida pseudo-industrial park neighborhood. They have a large parking lot which was…
3 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(vadxx)
Dec 20, 2019, 7:23 PM
Foxy Lady
318 Chalkstone Ave
Providence, RI 02908
The Grande Dame of Providence clubs needs big changes
I wish I could give this club a positive review, but just can't bring myself to do that. Foxy used to be a great Providence club with some really hot dancers. That, I am sad…
1 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(BlondeRX)
Nov 20, 2019, 9:43 PM
Diamond Dolls
1401 N Powerline Rd
Pompano Beach, FL 33069
Good time at a nice little club
This was my first visit to DD but likely will not be my last. The club is in a typical South Florida industrial park/strip mall area right off of Atlantic Blvd. Its got a large…
Oct 19, 2019, 2:27 AM
Desire
1 Franklin Sq
Providence, RI 02903
Still my all time favorite club.
CD is a small neighbor type club in a safe, yet somewhat isolated, part of Providence. In my opinion weekend days are the best time to visit. This is partly due to the talent that's…
3 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(OldWhiteGuy)
Sep 14, 2019, 7:05 PM
Desire
1 Franklin Sq
Providence, RI 02903
A couple of new faces
Made a pop in visit on my way to the airport for a beer before leaving town. Parking lot was near empty due to the time of day, but it's seldom full during the day…
4 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(MilqueToast)
Aug 9, 2019, 5:01 PM
Desire
1 Franklin Sq
Providence, RI 02903
Happy Friday to me!
IMO, an afternoon visit to CD is best done between 3 to 5pm. That way the lunchtime crowd has thinned and you pretty much have your pick of the girls that are on that day.…
2 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(BenBoobs)
Jul 4, 2019, 9:40 AM
Desire
1 Franklin Sq
Providence, RI 02903
Kinda meh...
I had a little free time on my hands and decided to pop in and check out the talent on a day that I don't normally do at CD. It was a fairly standard day…
May 24, 2019, 5:55 PM
Desire
1 Franklin Sq
Providence, RI 02903
Finally got to spend time with the Puerto Rican firecracker
Club Desire has become my go-to club for the simple reason that the talent is off the charts and the people who work there know how to treat guys who are willing to hand over…
4 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(OldWhiteGuy)
Apr 1, 2019, 5:14 PM
Desire
1 Franklin Sq
Providence, RI 02903
Old and new, it's all good
I'm not going to waste time describing the layout as other reviews have done that in detail, but I will restate how impressed I am with the folks that work here and the way they…
5 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(OldWhiteGuy)
Feb 23, 2019, 5:42 PM
Rhode Island Dolls
579 Front Street
Woonsocket, RI 02895
Just didn't move the needle for me
Dolls is a nice club located in a rather odd part of town, as strip clubs go. The club itself is very nicely appointed with safe parking out front. Dance front to the left as…
Jan 19, 2019, 2:35 PM
Electric Blue Cafe
62 Merrow Rd
Tolland, CT 06084
EB sure aint what it used to be
First time back after a couple of years away. Been reading a lot of bad reviews, but figured there's always a bunch of disgruntled nitwits out there that just get off on bashing some joints.…
1 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(willyo)
Dec 8, 2018, 1:50 PM
Desire
1 Franklin Sq
Providence, RI 02903
Back for a CR at CD
Been a while since I'd stopped by CD, but always thought it a nice friendly joint with a good mix of talent. I arrived just after noon before things got too busy which worked out…
1 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(OldWhiteGuy)
Oct 27, 2018, 8:39 PM
Foxy Lady
318 Chalkstone Ave
Providence, RI 02908
Big improvement in talent
Came by Foxy after a less than stellar visit at nearby CD. The physical layout includes a bizarre turnstile at the entrance that never made any sense to me, but probably helps at night when…
Mar 14, 2017, 8:56 PM
Club Alex's
584 Washington St
Stoughton, MA 02072
Nice renovations
I hadn't been to Club Alex in years, but thought I should take a swing by after hearing renovations had been made to the clubs layout and private rooms. CA is a small club in…
Feb 11, 2017, 3:46 PM
Desire
1 Franklin Sq
Providence, RI 02903
Don't know wha they're talkin' about
I written a few reviews of CD in my time and feel compelled to write another after seeing several recently that I fell are both inaccurate and totally unfair. CD is not a dive by…
Dec 10, 2016, 3:05 PM
Scarlett's Cabaret
2920 SW 30th Ave
Hallandale Beach, FL 33009
Should have planned it better
On a golf outing in south Florida and decided to check out this, joint which I had heard a lot about from friends who had been on the trip in years past. Per their descriptions…
2 commentslast: 9 yrs ago(laplurker)
Nov 4, 2016, 12:00 AM
Electric Blue Cafe
62 Merrow Rd
Tolland, CT 06084
A turn for the better
After a few less than stellar recent visits to the blue I am pleased to announce that my most recent pop-in was back to what makes EB a must see club. Got there early in…
Sep 16, 2016, 12:00 AM
Electric Blue Cafe
62 Merrow Rd
Tolland, CT 06084
Two sub par visits
Like the previous reviewer this is a report from my last two visits to EB. The first was on a Monday and the second a couple of weeks later on a Thursday. The Monday session…
Jul 30, 2016, 12:00 AM
Cabaret Topless Sports Bar and Show Girls
First time in Cabo
Finally got a chance to perv internationally!
Vacationing in Cabo so decided to checkout the scene. Location is not bad. Safe neighborhood on the main drag. Great restaurant down the street where they brew their…
Jun 29, 2016, 12:00 AM
Electric Blue Cafe
62 Merrow Rd
Tolland, CT 06084
Another banner day at the Blue
Whenever I'm in the neighborhood I make it a point to stop at the Blue. To "unwind" before the drive home. As in other recent visits, there were few customers on hand and many of…
May 7, 2016, 12:00 AM









