Reviews

Desire

Providence, RI

I visited this club on a Tuesday evening about 6:00pm. It seemed that it was shift change because I saw girls both leaving and entering the club, but there were only a few on…

billyben· 10 yrs ago

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, CA

The physical layout of the club has been extensively covered in previous reviews. A few years ago they added or reconfigured space for additional private rooms, other than that it seems just as slightly…

billyben· 11 yrs agolast: 10 yrs ago 1

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, AZ

I visited this club 3 times in 2 days. I visited in the mid-afternoon on a Thursday after finishing up work. The club is super-dim and it takes a long time to be…

billyben· 11 yrs ago

Allure Gentlemen's Club

Port Richey, FL

I decided to run up Highway 19 to hit Allure because I had a successful visit here last fall. I was bracing myself to be hit with the rancid mystery smell that everyone mentions,…

billyben· 11 yrs ago

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, FL

I had an hour to kill and decided to swing by to see what was up here at Scarlett's as it had been over a year since my last visit. It was pretty dead,…

billyben· 11 yrs ago

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, FL

Previous reviewers have covered the physical aspect of the club, so I won't cover that. There weren't a lot of dancers and most of them were not that attractive, but there were a couple…

billyben· 11 yrs ago

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, FL

Physically this club is unassuming on the outside and pretty decent on the inside. Cover was $2 and sodas were $5. I don't know what they charge for alcoholic drinks, but its probably about…

billyben· 11 yrs ago

Ace of Clubs

Atlanta, GA

I visited this club in the early evening after checking out several clubs in the area. I came up from Roccafellas, which was not open at 9:30pm for some reason. I was bummed, I really…

billyben· 11 yrs agolast: 11 yrs ago 3

San Antonio Men's Club

San Antonio, TX

This review is a couple of months late, so apologies for that. I visited this club during the afternoon on two separate days. It is a nice club. There is a big…

billyben· 11 yrs ago

Club Blaze

Conley, GA

I visited for the first time last Wednesday. I planned to head to Follies as soon as I flew into ATL, but I hit the ground at rush hour, and so decided to kill…

billyben· 11 yrs ago

Shooter Alley

Doraville, GA

First of all the name of the club is "Shooter Alley" (singular), rather than "Shooters Alley" (plural). At least, that is what the sign says. This was the last of about 6 clubs that I…

billyben· 11 yrs agolast: 11 yrs ago 1

Follies

Atlanta, GA

Visited for the first time on a Wednesday evening around 6pm. Lots of hot girls, but 10 times more patrons. It was a total standing room only sausage fest. Mandatory valet, dances are…

billyben· 11 yrs agolast: 11 yrs ago 2

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, NJ

I decided to visit this club based on all of the other TUSCL reviews- thanks fellow hounds, your input makes a real difference. There are so many reviews of this club it is probably…

billyben· 11 yrs ago

Volcanic Eruptions

Pomona, NJ

This is a bare-bones BYOB club. Entry fee was $10 and dances were $20 for 5 minutes and $70 for 15 minutes. If you are looking for Baby Dolls-Dallas quality dancers this is…

billyben· 11 yrs agolast: 11 yrs ago 1

Allure Gentlemen's Club

Port Richey, FL

This club was my second stop on a whirlwind tour of clubs along Highway 19. I started at Brass Flamingo and worked my way south. The club is small and frankly, smelled a little…

billyben· 11 yrs agolast: 11 yrs ago 2

Brass Flamingo

Port Richey, FL

I flew into Tampa International Airport and decided to test drive some of the clubs north of Clearwater/St. Pete up Highway 19. I started at Brass Flamingo as the furthest point north and worked…

billyben· 11 yrs ago

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, BC

Holy ****, this place is like whore fantasy island. I thought I had visited back in October, but had actually mistakenly walked into Las Chaveles next door. On that trip I remember thinking how…

billyben· 12 yrs ago

Tropical Lei

Upland, CA

This club looks much larger on the outside than it really is. It is very dark inside, which works to the advantage of the dancers, most of whom were in the 5 range on the…

billyben· 12 yrs agolast: 12 yrs ago 1

Emperors Gentlemen's Club

Tampa, FL

I must have been here too early- about 4:30. It didn't seem open and I only saw girls on shift, both of them fugly. I mean that. They should not have been trying to…

billyben· 12 yrs ago

Pink Pony Tampa

Tampa, FL

I am a hound and I encourage other hounds to visit this club. Your expectations will be met and exceeded. Physically the club is average. It opens at 4pm but the girls don't start rolling…

billyben· 12 yrs ago 1

Lipstick Cabaret

Dallas, TX

Not a fancy club by any means, but it's not much money to get in and its not much money for dances. Keep an eye on the waitresses. I ordered a soda, paid with…

billyben· 13 yrs ago