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...and that's why I have my trunk full of "AXE For Her" bottles.

Drake was part of the original cast of Degrassi, and he is Canadian. One of my favorite Canadians, after the band Rush. …

@Jacklash: the dancers that do report their income pay about 30-35% on taxes. Why? Because we don't have them payroll taxes, that's why!!!!!!!

@stripclubromer:…

*Playing Devil's Advocate*

You were probably trying to sexually assault her (as in, after she said no you still proceed to do things to her…

There are plenty of things I would not do for money. Bestiality is one of them.

I miss dives that play country music: I'm in the mood to dance to some Ronnie Milsap right now.

Be thankful that wasn't me.

Being young and black is an almost guaranteed way to not get enough attention. Why? Many dancers usually assume that young black dudes…

^I loooooooooove country music!!!!!!

My favorite music genres to dance to are:

-old heavy metal
-classic rock

@DJcudmaster: what makes you think that rock music is exclusive to…

I had never worked in a club where I'm forced to make guys buying me drinks. I don't drink them "dancer's drinks" because…

The day shift is alright. Is what I started doing when I first started dancing.

I like some pubic hair. I don't want to feel I'm having sex with a kid; whether is a dude or a chick…

Spam, no doubt.

OP, I'm a stripper and I need some new bottoms to cover my very large behind. Thanks.

I'm an atheist and I hate anything that has to do with the Judeo-Christian-Muslim God.

^They literally are sweet, for I'm lactating. Nobody, so far, had been turned off by that.

I had have my share of trannies that look better than real women.

The "does your SO mind if you do this" line is a line that bothers me a lot; it really is nobody business if…

All your answers cracked me up so hard, hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Thanks for the b-day wishes.

OP, send me a PM.

Well, at least I can still nurse my son anywhere I want if I go back to NC. Yes, I'm one of them…

Thanks y'all.

telling me in advance when you guys are about to cum during a dance.














BTW, I turned 25 today as well.

Is she trying to be a wannabe stripper or something? She should just stick to NASCAR and to the SI swimsuit issue.

^Many dancers would even profile their customers based on shallow things like race, culture, or even by the clothes they wear!

For me, money…