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MILLION TIMES THIS!!!!!!!!

I totally agree with the OP. I'm also tired of these mother fuckers. A few times I had managed to get…

@duomaxwell: Not at all. I'm talking about the southeast part of Virginia (Norfolk, Virginia Beach, Portsmouth, and Chesapeake). I wasn't allowed in…

Because y'all get hard by inflating the things that happen in a strip club (eg. if a dancer let you touch her ass, you'd…

Go to "The Junction" in Newport News, Virginia; a gogo dive. That club have several dancers with bolt ons...and they're super friendly (I…

In a small area that have like three or four clubs and the owners are friends with each other (although the clubs might be…

I dance in here a few times at a week (other clubs where I ocassionally work are "Chicas Bonitas" and "Palazio" in Austin), especially…

I dislike customers like this guy. The last time I had a customer like the OP, I told the wife abot it and…

*Putting on my "vanilla job" hat*

Binary numbers:

0=0
1=1
2=10
3=11
4=100
5=101
6=110
7=111
8=1000
9=1001
10=1010

@sclvr5005: the BMI really, really, really IS BS. Why? It was established by a mathematician from Belgum to measure populations not individuals. …

Too bad she doesn't look more like her mom; Kim is one of the most beautiful women on the big screen!!!!!

The rating system is more for facial attractiveness than for body (hence the WTH ratio). Facial symmetry is measured in a 1-10 scale, but…

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This is how I go with the rating scale: I get an average calculating the face symmetry and WTH ratio. I like numbers!

Except for the Sailor Moon image I had a few weeks ago, all the pics I had used in this site and the ones…

Wow, lot's of "no" answers. I guess that's in theory then. I'm doing a double shift today, and I had gotten plenty…

Yes or no?

I'd say, that four out of five lapdances I give end up like that. However, those dudes also had have the decency of…

Reasons for the hot barmaid/doorgirl:

-Botched/multiple c-sections.
-Injury (usually knee or back).
-Retired dancer that is trying to acquire a new skill.
-Training to be a manager (been…

Ten dollar dances are a thing in many clubs in Austin. I work in a ten dollar table dances club (25 for private…

When I was dancing in southeast Virginia (Hampton Roads area), the pushiest dancers were the Slavs. Here in Austin there aren't pushy dancers…

That new club is being build right on the IH 35 access road (south bound); right below Britton ln (where P10 is located) and…

Most clubs in southeast Virginia have jukeboxes (some will use them full time, others part time mostly on day shifts). For a more…

I have...zero tats.

The most fucked up thing? Seeing my future boss (future CO then) at the same club I was working in Virginia...and getting awesome tips…

The best line that y'all had used on me when I used to make this mistake as a novice dancer:

"I'm waiting for someone else".…