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FYI; I'm not dancing in Austin full time, just a few times here and there in Chicas Bonitas, XTC and Palazio because I also…

Palazio, Yellow Rose, Rick's, XTC are some to try in the Austin/Round Rock area. If you're very into athletic looking women, come to…

I need to say it again; y'all are on crack, especially the other JJ.

Two or three is the most common. I usually get about two or three.

Well, if some of you weren't trying to get strippers tipsy with alcohol this shit wouldn't be happening!

You guys are on crack.

For argument's sake: WE'RE PEOPLE TOO!!!!!!!

We piss, we poop, WE EAT!!!!!!

However, I don't see any of you complaining too much when other fellow…

*Picard facepalm*

^Yeah, google voice. I use it.

In my case, you need to be a whale or provide a service I need (eg. someone who sells computer/electronics parts).

@mmdv26: the victim was going to be on coke with is toddler kid on board. Got it.

I guess she tried to say the manager or bouncer ESCORT her to her car, but they are not our chauffers.

I forgot the one I go by at one of the clubs: Judd.

Jillian, Joey, Joni, Jan, Jade, Jay Jay, Jed, Jane, etc.

I really hope this bitch spends the rest of her life in jail for taking the life of the father to that little kid,…

I usually do that, so they don't tipped with chairs or tables for being too drunk.

Start this video around 1:40 to see what I mean.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v…


She might be huuuuuuge, but she also left me huuuuuugely impressed.

Hahahaha, I meant to say looooooooove.

I ooooooooove working the pole!!!!

*Picard facepalm*

When y'all understand that the 1-10 scale is for FACIAL attractiveness and that the WTH ratio is the one used for bodies.

*Picard facepalm…

In Texas there are several full nude, BYOB, and no contact clubs.

Alcohol; whether is just beer/wine, or full bar. Guys spend more on regular bars. I don't like working at juice bars. …

^Or a dive. I'm surprised how many clubs are not listed in here and they are all dives.

@Alucard: the OP is talking about the super friendly time wasters. More on them on the pink site.

About #2. I live by the dancer's ABCs: Always Be Closing. If by song #3 I haven't closed the deal, I'm gone…