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6 years ago
You wrote “this was her first day as a stripper, and I was her first-ever customer...” Shit, at Synn she most likely had to blow the manager just to get hired. Given the rampant SS and GPS at this club, IMO the only “amateurs” at SynnCOI are the PL regulars LOL.
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6 years ago
I admire your restraint in not laughing aloud when a dancer in a brothel club like Synn drops the “Pretty Woman” line (eyelash bat, “it’s my first time”, eyelash bat).
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6 years ago
Yeah that’s a blatant rip-off move; please report any other incidents and names of any perp dancers (so we can be wary & set our own timers).
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6 years ago
At least it has pricing info (the $2 chips not that interesting tho). I try daytimes once or twice a month, but 90% of time there's only 1-2 BBW/old/out of shape girls -- so I just walk out and drive the rest of the way to Upland. And IME doormen have been assholes and won't tell you # of girls or roll call (so I walk). But pricing is good, and I've seen an attractive girl or even two in the house on a couple of occasions, so I want it to work.
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6 years ago
Good work! Her attitude and looks are great; just wish I could figure out her schedule (club's website roll call is typically late and inaccurate, IME). I did get a total "Your Mileage & Pricing May Vary" vibe from her, too.
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6 years ago
Prices here have inflated unreasonably, and the girls are apparently price-fixing (although they’ll break the pact if $ tight), since so many no-game PLs come here because of lots of young fresh meat and cheap VIP specials. Why don’t you be a brother name same names of the supposedly “reasonable rate” girls?
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6 years ago
Still just Alexia (short chubby Latina, looks like a cleaning woman) and Charlene (white-Latina, huge boobs, thick with skinny legs)? They’ve been there probably 7-10 years. Was Crystal there? She’s been the only hottie I’ve seen there, and she was putting on weight when I last saw her maybe 2 years ago.
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6 years ago
This should be re-titled “How to Waste Your Time & Money at TL”. Rubbing her feet? Talking? Brooklyn’s ok, but no GFE & high tip demands IME, so pass. Maybe I needed to offer to rub her bunions....
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6 years ago
Thanks for the sympathy; but at least she was willing to put out in a topless club - just at prices I found shocking and unacceptable (tho same BS prices that GPS girls quote - and I decline - at SR COI and SynnCOI). But yeah, there are hotter nicer girls available for MUCH less in nearby nude clubs.
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6 years ago
Yeah, if you want your PL career to last you must always have a budget for the day (& month too), take that cash only (maybe hide a LITTLE extra reserve in the wallet), NEVER use credit card or ATM, and don't be shy about asking/negotiating/walking away BEFORE they lure you into the VIP. These girls are used to hearing it.
Of course, I end up breaking my own Rule 3 about 25% of the time; it turns out great/fine 50% of those times, and painful 50% of times but I accept that as my own damn fault.
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6 years ago
Nice dancer intel; thanks! But sounds like your dances were not so hot. If you see them, try day girls Berlin/Holly or Stacy or Risa; I've had fun with all of them and Berlin is a solid 9 with a pussy you must see to believe it's physical perfection! PS - Justice is not worth the effort, IMO: nice toned body but no heat or personality at least with me.
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6 years ago
I hear Flamingo is now closed. Anyone know for sure? I’ll check & report next time in OC.
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6 years ago
Days in this club have really gone downhill. Poor dancer quality and poor customer service. Too bad, it was my fave for years.
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6 years ago
The rolling of my eyes at this knightly review will remain with me probably forever.... ;)
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6 years ago
Well I meant “amateurs” more in the sense of f’n clueless morons, not newby innocent dancers ripe for corruption; if I knew where to find the latter, I’d be submitting weekly reviews so you could find it too!! I also seek dancers who know & like their job as customer service making guys feel good (& knowing how to build & keep regulars). I’ve concluded COI just is not the place for that; try San Fernando Valley or Orange County clubs, invest some time, and you’ll find them.
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6 years ago
I’ve shared all these experiences at SRVN. Kennedi, the dancer who hits you up as you enter and clings like glue. The perpetually empty stage. Candice, the hot but ultra low mileage MILF. At least you missed out on the gravel-voiced (but hot) Bianca whose obnoxiousness and tireless upselling has driven me out the door more than once. Some eye candy here, but the PL experience just sucks. For day shifts, I prefer the more Cheers-like vibe of Oddball or Red Tie.
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6 years ago
@Jeff: For a professed newb, you’ve already figured out 90% of the game!! The girls who understand how to give good customer experiences and build regular clientele are the ones who make bank. Sure, there’s SC “tourists” who’ll pay anything for 15 minutes in a closet with the equivalent of a Fendi purse; but I just don’t understand that. Synn draws a lot of clueless amateurs (both PLs & dancers) IMO; I usually go elsewhere to avoid that - tho sometimes I’ll put up with it since Synn draws fresh meat dancer talent like few other places these days. Trade-offs....
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6 years ago
@boobs: Ask for yourself; & see if you can get the answer before VIP costs paid. Don’t be shy, she probably gets that question 20x per day.
@scfan: Absolutely! I hate putting up with Synn’s clip joint antics & crowds just so some 3’s and 5’s can quote me double rates because the market there gets set by a bunch of clueless knights who overpay since they’re so bedazzled by pussy or think saying no or negotiating might offend a pretty girl or something. Gets tiresome to grill each girl before agreeing to a dance, haggling like buying a rug, and/or politely turning them away. Just figure others share my pain, given all the online PL carping....
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6 years ago
@hoser: I hear you. Girls can set their price as they deem fit, & same for PLs spending their $. Yay free markets. The problem here is girls pricing themselves 2-4x what informed PLs know to be the actual market, often refusing to detail prices until the PL has paid $100+ to get into VIP, demanding $100-200 to even DO a VIP, etc. - basically playing customers into overpaying via used car salesman tactics. The purpose of websites like this is intel, so rational consumers can recognize & avoid getting suckered. (Oh, and for mocking suckers who overpay & inflate the market for the rest of us ; ).)
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6 years ago
Good job not falling into the GPS trap. Fun can be had here for reasonable prices; you just need “game” and the confidence to get answers before committing $$.
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6 years ago
Unfortunately the mileage at JS the last couple of years has also been about as satisfying as near beer....
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6 years ago
Agree with JeffTUSCL; Suki & her GPS cohorts left this club a couple months ago under a cloud, and they’ve been suckering marks at Synn & Sahara instead. Something fishy here....
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6 years ago
No beer served at nude clubs in California.
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6 years ago
Nice review with actual, good intel; thank you. Kendra is certainly aggressive, but quite fun if you're ready for it. Sammy (formerly Alex at Flamingo) has a solid/thick gymnast body but when she's in a good mood is fantastic - those big brown eyes looking up at you while dancing drive me nuts. Lots of girls here are COI-chunky Latinas rather than the thinner white girls at other more-typical LM OC clubs, but nonetheless there's usually 2-3 quite hot dancers at the more HM Sahara.
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6 years ago
Laplurker's summary is right on: I'd add Paradise Showgirls down Valley Blvd. from Synn COI: brothel with mostly pudgy Latinas but cheap crazy fun. Other OC clubs hit & miss. Flamingo had its day but it is a complete train wreck now.