Last time here

I stopped by during the day shift and maybe get a lap dance. I was approached immediately by a girl to ask me if I want to dance. I wasn’t even two steps into the club. I hate that. Let a guy sit down, get his required overpriced soda and let his eyes adjust. There weren’t any girls on stage, so I sat at the rail, which usually prompts girls to get on stage. It was a few songs before anyone got up. I sat through a few dances: A blond who had the worst tit job scars I’ve ever seen, A brunette with a cups, and a milf with a huge rack. The milf came by and asked me to join her for 3 for $90, which I did.

It was the worst lap dance I’ve ever had. Fully defensively to my hands being anywhere. She sat on my lap and didn’t move. She stood up and sat on my lap backwards and didn’t move. It was like this the whole time. I was glad when time was up, and I could leave.

Not going back.