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6 years ago
Was second dancer a vaguely Asian girl, stage name “Lick”? She recently gave me a dance like that, pretty LM but what a body. Days st this club have been bad for a while so good to hear a good report.
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6 years ago
Danielle has been there for probably 15+ years, but has kept her body & attitude in fantastic shape for such a veteran (so many get jaded). Reliable fun time within the limits of this LM club, and just a nice woman to us PLs. She should teach classes to baby strippers on what it takes. A little butterface, but irrelevant.
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6 years ago
Nice thorough review. Newbs like you can REALLY get fleeced at this club, but sounds like you did ok (apart from not getting real mileage, but maybe you weren’t after that). Some tips: just refuse the “dancer drink” hustle, unless you really vibe and want to tie up the girl talking for 10-15+ minutes. Dance prices posted on the wall behind the bar: learn them before diving in. If you want mileage, go VIP AFTER discussing with girl on the sales floor what you’d like to do and if she’s willing. Don’t be shy just polite and they will not be offended they are professionals, and 75% of guys yell shit st them like “Wanna fuck for $40?” so if you’re respectful they will be too (usually). But watch out for non-specific promises (“you’ll be happy” “it will be a great dance” etc.) -pin them down. If they quote a high number, NEGOTIATE. This place is notorious for high initial tip demands, but they ALL cut prices if you haggle. Don’t pay your agreed tip at START of VIP; if they ask, flash the cash and offer to let them hold your car keys or something (not your full wallet of course) as security. Spend only the cash you bring, never use credit card, and only hit ATM if the girl if your dreams comes out late & specifically offers “anything you want up to full service” for a reasonable tip like $100-200 on top of room.
(See, you had to read a novel too!)
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6 years ago
Haha I read your reviews and know I paid my prices for more than half the girls you mentioned. Looks like somebody should work on their own game instead of throwing stones....
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6 years ago
I sit on stage & tip, and I usually tip $40 HJ, $60-80 VHM & $100-120 UHM and get plenty of takers at numerous clubs. Talk to a dancer sometime, and you too will hear how most Synn customers don’t do dances apart from 2fer1s and $75 Thursday VIPs, then get mad when extras aren’t free. And every time I go, the stage vs back row ratio is about 2:25. Sure I complain about idiots who brag online they tipped like $300 and inflate the market, but that’s another issue. Synn is for suckers, so you’re welcome to it.
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6 years ago
Deal of the day! I’ve heard elsewhere girls here have started cutting “deals”; maybe changes in compensation structure? If you don’t mind, pls PM me the name of the 6 who treated you right & I'll test drive her thx.
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6 years ago
That “special time” at Synn was like 12-18 months ago; now the GPS plague is rampant, and the girls’ overall sucky attitude reflects the cheap-ass customers who come for the specials, don’t tip the stage, and expect every girl to serve up FS like at a fast food restaurant. Still, the club pulls in some very hot dancers, I gotta admit.
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6 years ago
Wow what a bad day: Jersey is the most notorious ROB at TL and perhaps the west coast (multi-year BI Award winner). At least you survived.
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6 years ago
Megan’s OK but real mileage at this place rare because minimal privacy. Bigger issue is only 2-3 day girls lately - tho maybe a cure for privacy issue since you’re alone in VIP area & dancer suggested broader menu to me last time. Please report if you can get “more than a handshake”...
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6 years ago
A perfect TUSCL report: intel without incriminating specificity. On my hit list, but my only encounter so far was at TL while waiting for Layla to get off stage (talk about a First World Problem...). With Jess apparently gone now, she’s my #1 Paradise target. Good work!
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6 years ago
I think these guys don’t understand that this typical TL experience is already known to pretty much every person in SoCal outside the comatose, including every LE agency with jurisdiction. But on this site, it’s the practice to post EITHER names or acts, with veiled references to the other. There’s no “AR” feature to provide a shield here. So know you know
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6 years ago
Maybe girls ASKING for $400 is “pretty standard” these days, but only suckers are paying anything close. Cash is king. Just bargain (and preferably before you’re “on the clock” in the VIP).
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6 years ago
#4 is Bianca, yes quite a body & will deliver, but super tiresome aggressive tactics & really need to be on your game BEFORE you get a VIP unless you want to feel fleeced on the ride home. Genie has a reputation for stench, but not her breath....
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6 years ago
DVNH was the “top rung” in the Valley around 2000, with Alexia (Alexis?) and other “Jedi” dancers (as named per old zBone forum). But it’s been in the shitter for last 6-8 years IMO. Day shifts in the Valley are like prospecting gold; you can find some nuggets if you work all the streams, but most of the time you’re wasting all of your time.
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6 years ago
OC is in a rough patch these days. Ecstasy is best for looks & mileage but you will pay pay pay. Sahara is mostly thicker & Latinas, some mileage girls but typically not the few lookers. Rest are a mess and likely to get worse (& higher priced) with new CA “employee”-dancer rules. Just drive to Upland.
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6 years ago
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CristobalI give in to sin because you have to make this life livable
Good report! The rap on Bliss has always been virtually all morbidly obese dancers, like double the size of even Paradise girls; you barely mentioned that so is it no longer the case?
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6 years ago
Yeah Synn has some irritations (clip joint BS), girls very average, mileage typically limited and relatively expensive (IME). The Valley clubs are really limping along right now.
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6 years ago
(Damn; must be the Parkinson’s). Less a club ad and more of a love poem; Sasha is a hottie, but we’d like a review describing services & prices than counting the ways you love her.
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6 years ago
Oops; premature
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6 years ago
Asking outside is one thing; I’m talking about the creeps in the club who scoot over to the seat I’m saving for a hottie and want to shoot the shit. Or worse, who sidle up in the bathroom and ask if I’m having fun (yeah, this is the most satisfying pee I’ve taken...). I think it’s the cheapskates, who have to fill time doing SOMETHING since the girls know not to waste their time on guys who buy 1 dance all day. But I do like your “ask for Alyssa” strategy!
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6 years ago
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CristobalI give in to sin because you have to make this life livable
My experience totally corroborates Cristóbal’s review: nice club, some OC/“good girl” hotties, no mileage (even SSTP not typical), Synn ownership will change nothing (except higher pricing, more drink push, timed dances cut short - their usual “clip joint” tricks). They’ll need to figure out new pricing or some other “hook” if they want success at ISA.
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6 years ago
Not you I’m sure. You can write a coherent sentence. You’ve seen who I’m talking about. Never tip on stage, rarely get dances, chat up other PLs (esp in the restroom - WTF is up with that?), look like they paid admission with bottle refunds (certainly didn’t spend that money on laundry soap). DVCOI was like a Monty Python sketch; Synn not that bad yet but getting there.
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6 years ago
I think day admission IS $10, tho mgmt is so “clip joint” it probably varies (and they don’t let you use passes on Thursdays and randomly on other days). But this guy does get virtually everything else wrong. And I can’t believe only one other customer; this place draws a crowd of creepy regular fixtures on back benches (never at tip rail) every day from opening tip. It’s taken over from DVCOI as the retards’ clubhouse, IMO.
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6 years ago
Any name or description on that first dancer? That’s very obnoxious & I want to be ready to repel such BS.
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6 years ago
Chances to dance with Sin are few & far between, given her limited schedule and legions of fans. NEVER pass up an opening like this!!