Topless Sports Bar Blues

Normally a nude club guy, but decided to try out this topless bar after reading some intel that provoked my interest. Located in a VERY inconspicuous industrial area, with no apparent lot but ample street parking (at least in the weekday afternoon I went). $5 admission (but gave me a pass for next time), mild frisk at door, friendly doorman explained the scene. Full bar with many weekly specials, Tuesday was $2 draft beers and they had a decent selection. Bar is along one side wall, with numerous big screen TVs over the bar and at a few other locations showing sports. Big stage for dancing along the opposite side wall, with a bunch of tables and booths in front of it apparently either for reserved use or bottle service or something. No one was on stage or sitting in stage area when I arrived; only maybe 5-7 other customers, and they were all rooted on stools at the bar. Pretty dark, mainly lit by TVs and some neons. Music was pretty dull classic rock, and loud but not such as to preclude conversation. I'd been inside only about 2 minutes and got hit up by the dancer I'd read about: Demi. Tall, thin light-skinned AA or AA/Latina mix girl with a pleasant smile, long limbs, and just a few tattoos. Good unforced conversation; no dance push or drink push. Saw a couple of other girls: one a white blond woman who was older like in her 30's but very attractive and well-built; and a smaller thin Latina chola type with some tattoos. None of the barflys were giving any of the girls any attention, which I found a little weird. But that's been my experiences in topless bars with alcohol: in daytime, more guys are there to drink rather than to get dances. Not me -- though at $2 per beer I understand. Eventually Demi got called to stage by the DJ, and asked if I'd rather do some dances. I said yes and went for a 3fer$50 special offered by the DJ (think normal are $20). It was fairly standard nude club topless lap dance, except top stayed on (but lots of "slippage"): good grind, some touching outside north and south, and a few feels under the bra. She said top comes down and more fun possible in VIP, so I said OK. Problem was she stopped immediately, in the middle of Song #2, and strode toward VIP. I said we still have dances to finish; she said will give longer than the 15 minute VIP (for $100 or 105 or whatever it was). Well, that didn't come true. She did drop her top, and surprised me by offering services beyond any I'd heard of in a topless club -- but only at prices that would be shocking GPS nonsense even at a brothel club. I laughed and said if I wanted that at those prices I'd hire a porn star and get a hotel room. She acted hurt and began the haggling. I just kept saying no. This went on for a while and I asked if she was going to do any dancing or not. She did, dropped the top, allowed FFZ north, and made some nominal effort at SSTP. But by this time the haggling had made me lose the mojo. Then she hit me up for a $100 tip. So the intel was wrong, and she delivered only about what one expects in a topless club. I did tip her $20, as I was disappointed but know that topless clubs are a different standard. The white girl was on lockdown as I left VIP and stood awkwardly around for a while, so I cut my losses and walked out.

I might return sometime, when I have time to throw back a couple cheap drinks and wait out the buzz; but only if there were more than maybe 6 girls on the roll call (which they DO post on their website each day, and in a fairly timely manner it appears). And I will not expect nude club treatment in dances (and hence would get regulars and VIPs only rarely) -- although apparently it can be had if you have no financial sense. But if that's your goal, COI nude clubs are only about 2 miles away. This is more of a come with your frinds or co-workers, have a beer and ogle the titties place.