Comments by MrDeuce

On my weekend afternoon visits in May, cover was $15 and the wristband for the VIP room was $25. The more private room is what costs another $60.

Pussylicker2, I didn't do any $20 lappers with her. My mistake was to go straight to VIP without any test dances -- I should have held my ground on $10 per dance, which is what they are supposed to cost during 5-8pm Happy Hour. As for calling her out, I did that on purpose because she underdelivered so egregiously. Otherwise I would have left her name out.

Oops -- $50 for 15 minutes

I believe the "champagne room" at 6th Avenue is still only $100 for 30 minutes. That's what I paid twice last fall.

I've been to Rio scores of times. Before COVID I enjoyed dozens of BBBJs in the VIP room -- and occasionally even in the $30 room! Since the club reopened in fall of 2020 I've also had fun on almost every visit, but it's usually a HJ in the $30 room. It is definitely possible to have fun here, especially on day shift.

This is sad indeed! I was there thrice last May and got 3 BBBJs in the VIP room for about $200 plus $50 to the house. I'll check Landing Strip out when I'm in Austin next week and report my findings.

I've visited the Lucky Lady a dozen times, always on a Saturday night after dark, and have never felt unsafe. As for food nearby, the best pizza in Evansville (Turoni's) is right across N. Main Street.

I don't think he's a shill but he seems to have more dollars than sense. Who tips the door guy $15? Who agrees to $210 for five $30 dances and then tips $90 on *that*? I've gotten a ton of HJs in the $30 room -- my standard tip is to pay for one extra dance, so if she gets me off in two songs, I give her $100 and if it takes three songs, I give her $120. It has never taken four songs :)

Lo, how the mighty have fallen! In its heyday Arnie's was, in my experience, always good for a BJ. I went three times a few years ago and was fellated all three times. It doesn't seem to be that kind of place anymore. But as far as I know Fantasy's in Hammond still is! Nice reviews, by the way.

Nice review! I *love* the Silver Bullet, having been there hundreds of times over the years. Too bad about the "no titty, no kitty, no ass-crack" rule that they all recite if they think you're a first-time visitor.

Nice review, though I'm not sure it makes me want to try other clubs in that area besides Club 390 and Fantasy. *due to its location

Since you seem vague on so many details -- cover was $5 or $10, dancers did 2 or 3 songs on stage, lap dances were $20 or $25, missing names, etc. -- perhaps you should write your review sooner.

Ignore desertscrub, Stanley -- he thinks every review is a club ad.

How did you fit your head into her bottom? *a couple (two words)

WTF are MM tits, which you refer to three times?

Gentlemen: It's not Ruth Chris (or Ruth & Chris'!) -- it's Ruth's Chris. Good line, though.

Surely the bouncer didn't take $300! Isn't that what $$$ is supposed to mean in that totally non-cryptic code that people unaccountably still use in reviews?

Interesting review. However, cumming in her mouth when you promised not to is a dick move.

"your tip is nada puta" -- dick move

Excellent review of one of the best clubs in Indiana (though I'm partial to Club Rio myself)! This is *clearly* not a club ad or shill review.

How could anyone think that this excessively short and poorly written review is a club ad? BTW, I suspect that Kylie has two great breastS :)

Very informative review! Your mention of "enchanted" dancers really "peaks" my interest! :)

If you paid $30 for a $30 dance, you didn't tip. Why did you think you did? If you were unimpressed with the dance, why would you tip anyway? This makes no sense.

Ignore desertscrub -- he calls every review a "Club Ad". This one clearly isn't.

What TF is BJTCM? I've been reading and writing reviews for about ten years and have *never* seen that abbreviation. Is it the same as BBBJCIM?