Reviews

I arrived before the valet started, but he parked my car anyway for only a tip. Got the pat down inside, but she didn't make it memorable in any way. In the room, I easily…

6 yrs ago1

Spearmint Rhino

Van Nuys, CA

Good, Not Great

Hadn't been to SRI in a while. I'd heard that things had been in a bit of a decline there and I heard correctly. The premises are still faux glam and still clean, but the…

6 yrs ago1

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

New York, NY

Gentlemanly

Back to Hustler. It's still a Goodfellas feel inside. Vegas goodfellas. A little stiff, a bit formal. The vibe is not so much a party, but a casino floor where you know the odds…

7 yrs ago2

Follies

Atlanta, GA

Good Time

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

I actually got a hightop table by the DJ and enjoyed the view. I arrived around 1pm and it was already pretty crowded. Got a drink from the waitress and watched and waited. There were…

7 yrs ago1

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, NY

This place still straddles classy and sketchy. It's still a bit run down, with its best days behind it, seemingly. But, the women can be delightful and fetching. But not always. Sometimes it's difficult to…

7 yrs ago3

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, CA

Laid Back Monday

I returned to Synn on a Monday afternoon and found it just about as crowded as I like it. Maybe 10 guys and about a dozen or so dancers. Very laid back vibe. The staff…

7 yrs ago1

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, CA

Speed Dating

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

Back to MBOT. As most know, it's run down and hardly seems like a party place in the afternoon and early evenings. The carpet is old, the theme rooms seem disused, though music is playing,…

7 yrs ago1

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, CA

Great Afternoon

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

Synn was never on my radar until recently. Industry is the place for mileage, but my usual clubs, like Spearmint Rhino COI, were letting me down of late. Synn still has a nasty factor that…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, NY

Eh

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Hadn’t been in years to this place. Maybe I’m remembering it wrong, but it’s best days may be behind it. Or mine are. I didn’t find a dancer that made me glad I chose to…

7 yrs ago2

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, CA

Better than I expected

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

I've been here many times. I hope they don't bulldoze it when it gets sold. This Friday afternoon, it had maybe six customers and about the same amount of dancers. It can be a lethargic,…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, CA

Good Time Again

My second visit to Synn COI was similar to my first. It was more crowded with dancers than patrons, the music never bothered me, a good percentage of the talent was sexy and the atmosphere…

7 yrs ago3

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, CA

Some Beauty

I'd never been to Synn as I usually go to Spearmint Rhino when I'm in town. But, the reviews here of SRI have been on the downswing, so I thought I'd try a place with…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, CA

Run Down

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Jet Strip has never been a show palace. It's grungy. It's provided only the minimal accommodations for the monger community. It's dim, dirty, low rent, small and used. The pleather is ripped, the stage is…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, NY

Been Better

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Gallaghers is always a crap shoot. I've been there on afternoons when the dancers were young, diverse and energetic. I've also been there when they've been listless and tired and bored with the dynamic. On…

Follies

Atlanta, GA

Bacchanalia

I was a newbie at Follies upon this visit. It was crowded at 1pm and there were plenty of dancers not dancing. They pass by you and whisper an invitation to dance and move on.…

8 yrs ago1

New Century Theater

San Francisco, CA

Down Hill

★★★★★★★4.0/10

I was there many years ago and was shocked and delighted by the liberal policies the dancers floated on. The club was neat and mannered and had a deliciously seedy atmosphere. Now it's just seedy.…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

New York, NY

Faux Glamour

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

It's not a dive by any means. They put money into it and it shows. Mostly. But, it's not a very chill vibe in there, even when it's slow. It's loud and impersonal. Dark and…

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., DC

Generic

★★★★★★★4.0/10

Dingy and sterile at the same time. A hard balance to pull off. The dancers were lazy and maybe in altered states. The bathroom was a mess. The music was intrusively loud. The management wants…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, CA

Still great

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

It's a well known fact that this club's finest days are behind it. But I you find the right dancer, it's a great time. The vibe is pretty dour and empty on a Friday afternoon.…

8 yrs ago1

Spearmint Rhino

Van Nuys, CA

Nearly Empty

It was a Wednesday afternoon and the club was empty besides myself and six dancers. I was there to sample every one of them and enjoy the variety. I'm not a fan of implants, but…

8 yrs ago1

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

New York, NY

Flashy

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

It's a "classy" joint, with multi levels and a nice stage. The doorman was big but accommodating and friendly. He arranged for a VIP room with two dancers for me and my girlfriend. After choosing…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, CA

Easy