Reviews

How the mighty have fallen.

This used to be my favorite club in Miami. But when I went, it looked it's finally jumped the shark. It was pretty empty and what they were full of wasn't…

I think the best part of this place is that military gets in free on some days. I don't know about all.

The location is easy to see from the road. It is a fairly big…

So apparently this club is owned by someone from the band Pantera, or something like that. They have a spacious parking lot and the doormen and bouncers are surprisingly cool as well. Most think they're…

This club would get a higher rating if they didn't follow the Texas trend for girls: ugly. I thought FL girls were low, but TX girls are downright gruesome.

This club is huge. Their upstairs…

South Florida has got to be the breeding ground of uglies.

It seems like as the economy goes down, so do the looks of the girls. This club is a smaller, neighborhood type place. It has…

This is a strip club?? I think they would do better business as a regular bar.

First off, the location of this club sucks. It's on a strip as part of other small businesses in the…

This club is on OBT along with a bunch of others. Basically these clubs are the armpits of Orlando. The city already has a huge problem attracting customers because on the west side is Tampa.…

This club is inside of a plaza besides Hooters. I am always wary of clubs inside strip malls for the simple fact that I believe a successful establishment should be freestanding. Because of this, the…

I visited this club around 10 PM and found very few cars in the parking lot. The parking lot was decent-sized in comparison to some others in the area. So I expected to be pleasantly…

Honestly, I can't praise King of Diamonds enough. They have hands down, one of the best selection of women in Miami. I'm completely stunned that this club doesn't have more reviews, as well.

First of…

This club is a COMPLETE money waster. It's very small with one stage in the middle, smells horrible, and very expensive drinks. $20 beers. The only good thing was the parking.They had a hot ass…